Does anyone know what car Jimmy drives now?

0  2018-02-13 by WhippingHuskies

27 comments

Mercedes C-Class, I believe.

That totally makes sense. From a BMW lady SUV crossover to an even more effeminate and impractical car. I just don't understand this man, at all.

Thanks. Sometimes it's all so hard to believe until you see it.

What a fucking bore of a car

Fitting for a fucking bore of a man.

Anything that can run on nordic cum

Toyota Aygo.. he likes having the extra leg room.

I assume it's the lead float from a Pride parade.

He talked about his BMW SUV a short time ago.

What did he say about it? This dude could be driving a late model Porsche while living in a LES high rise. I don't get it.

A loser cruiser

Brahahaha. I remember CQ making fun of his caddy camry. I think Jimmy had a Cadillac Catera, one of the worst American cars made in the last 3 decades which is saying a lot. Couldn't get an El Dorado or STS or even a CTS.

Especially since the Catera was really a rebadged Opel Omega and built in Germany. My cousin bought one and I accidentally laughed in her face about it.

BRAHAHAHA. Was she all proud of it when she purchased it?

Yeah, "look, I bought a Cadillac."

No, no, you didn't.

And that's precisely who they were marketing the car to. The Catera made even the Cimarron look like a 911 by comparison.

Yeah I have people around here driving Porsche 944s like they're some kind of magical collectors' item.

Those are also starting to appreciate like crazy from what I'm seeing as well. All 993 and older gen Porsche's have been skyrocketing amongst enthusiasts, who think the brand has gotten too scientific. I saw some Swiss tourist in a new Targa the other day. Beautiful machine. And too think, Jimmy could afford a used one, or at the very least some 991 model. Instead he drives the car du jour of a middle class Asian housewife trying to keep up with WASP neighbors Tracy and Stacy. It's almost unbelievable to me.

An old lady car. It fits.

He has an X6 but he always takes Uber. He leads the exact life of a rich old gay queen.

I knew he had the x6 but was pretty sure I heard him say he was in the market, and someone here confirmed it was a c class and sent a video of him driving one to see Sam's kid.

The X6 and the Mercedes GLE Coupe are the definitive impractical SUVs.

A stiff cock.

Toyota caddy

Subway car.

Faggotmobile

Fitting for a fucking bore of a man.