Hoarders: Buried Alive

16  2018-02-13 by crookedmile

Watching this makes me angry that these goddamn lunatics are able to co-exist with normal, non-sociopaths. I live a very lean lifestyle by not having excess shit I don't need/use and it's pretty rad. These fucking troglodytes just blame everyone while they wallow in their own filth like hogs. I just don't get the attachment to this shit. "My mom died of breast cancer and she loved Golden Girls. Guess I'll keep this old waterproof Sony Walkman with a single of 'Life Is A Highway' on repeat for her memory".

16 comments

1  schmuckOnWheels 2018-02-13

Dr. Julie Pike was one of the doctors they brought in to help these losers. I would let her blow me, not gonna lie

1  Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-02-13

Maybe if you didn't work at Panera Bread you could afford some more shit.

... Just chippin' babe. Those people should be put down.

1  crookedmile 2018-02-13

The best part is, these delusional fucking assholes feel that collecting dollar store shit will contribute to their retirement fund. That's just good thinkin'. Screw a 401k or investing in property/stock, Spiderman 2 paper birthday plates are going to skyrocket in value come 2022.

1  Dicisinya 2018-02-13

I can't get through a full episode. I get absolutely fucking livid at the hoarder psychopaths. I just say an episode where a woman collected teddy bears. Fucking thousands of them, some worth like $500. And there's my favorite. The lovely woman who collected thousands of pounds of her own shit for 10 years. She was even nice enough to dedicate a whole room to shit. Just in case she needed it, it was always right there.

1  crookedmile 2018-02-13

If I'm not mistaken, the boys covered this a few year back

1  Lokque 2018-02-13

0:36

ME: I disagree, I think they have a clue.

Ant: Really?!

MEMEME: Yeah but it goes into that whole 'me me me' thing. So that's why I think they do have a clue and that's why it's even more infuriating.

1  RacistCyberbully 2018-02-13

I think I’m the opposite of a hoarder. I throw shit out weekly. Clothing, dishes, furniture, blankets, old electronics.

Sure, I could sell them or donate, but the money wouldn’t be worth a weirdo coming to pick them up and I’m against donating.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-13

Exactly. I sold some shit on OfferUp last year and it was a fucking bizarre psychopath weirdos every time without fail.

1  RacistCyberbully 2018-02-13

Ever see baby formula cans on OfferUp? Shit pisses me off. You know it had to be bought with food stamps. I’ve even seen people selling deodorant for like $2 a piece. It was supposed to be better than Craigslist but Mexicans ruined it.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-13

What terrible city do you live in? Haha

1  RacistCyberbully 2018-02-13

Border state. I actually live in a nice city, but they live everywhere now. 6 of them will put there money together and rent a house that is normally for one person making six figures.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-13

Alright. Just curious, fella. Don’t need your whole life story.

1  the-CQ-bot 2018-02-13

Nice passing judgement alcoholic, stupid.

1  Dicisinya 2018-02-13

Oh yeah they did. There was a new and improved lovely lady. Nothing was on TV, so I watched it on demand.

1  RacistPigeon 2018-02-13

You make a good point, then ruin it by saying "rad." What are you, some kid watching a young Tony Hawk skate?

1  crookedmile 2018-02-13

No, I'm 34 and say rad. Fuck you stupid.

1  crookedmile 2018-02-13

The best part is, these delusional fucking assholes feel that collecting dollar store shit will contribute to their retirement fund. That's just good thinkin'. Screw a 401k or investing in property/stock, Spiderman 2 paper birthday plates are going to skyrocket in value come 2022.