r/opieandanthony: "Why can't I find love?"

1 fawwkyeah 2018-02-13

"Why don't 20 year old girls wanna fuck me if not paying them?"

1 chickenfan1 2018-02-13

girls

1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-13

Jom Morton

1 jimbris 2018-02-13

Jim Postmortem

1 jtormeyx 2018-02-13

Jimmy Small Eyes

1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-02-13

You're 50 Jim, stop dressing like a fucking asshole. At least fix the things about yourself that you can actually fix.

1 Hanarable 2018-02-13

How should a 50 year old dress?

1 strappedjammypac 2018-02-13

Are maroon pants and t-shirts from Target out of the question?

1 jimbris 2018-02-13

This particular 50 year old?

A fashionable rope necklace secured to a sturdy beam would be a good start.

1 GullibleGilbert 2018-02-13

now that's a little to morbid for this place, dont you think?

1 Toss__Pot 2018-02-13

like Samcro, obviously!

1 pbrochon 2018-02-13

Kinda looks like a thin Big A

1 Themenwithnoname 2018-02-13

Thin A

1 JudgeHolden00 2018-02-13

Dress like a fucking adult, you fucking loser. Shirts with collars > band t-shirts.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-02-13

When I was 25, my girlfriend sat me down and basically insisted that I get a new wardrobe. Up until that point, I thought it was "cool" to run around in black Levis and a Ministry t-shirt.

At 25, I was about five years too old to dress like Big Jay Oakerson. What's Jim Norton's excuse?

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

A woman had to help you dress

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-02-13

When I dressed like a goth, nobody but goth chicks would give me the time of day. At the time, I dressed that way because I loved the music and I wanted everyone to know it.

The really depressing part is that I know people who are pushing 50 who dress like Jay Oakerson, every day.

1 Fagghouli 2018-02-13

Haha, you're such a fag.

1 breadmoccasin 2018-02-13

It's not even "band t-shirts".

He wears Sabbath and AC/DC shirts. These are legendary bands, and I love to listen to them while washing my car, but they sell shirts for them in the youth section of Walmart. That's a little lame for a 50 year old radio host in the biggest city in the Western World.

There's no complexity to Jim, none. No tact. He doesn't seem deep at all despite being a fruit living in a metropolitan city, who can't eat an apple an intern gives him without bitching about it.

1 chickenfan1 2018-02-13

it makes sense what you say. all the time he coulda spent developing a personality and character he's spent edging to tranny porn and payin for gay sex.

1 breadmoccasin 2018-02-13

It's still insane to me that a person who claims to be this tortured, like, his biggest statement to the world is "Fuckin' Ozzy man."

I don't think Opie is Chip. I think deep down, Jim is Chip.

1 chickenfan1 2018-02-13

Jim is not entirely likeable

1 chickenfan1 2018-02-13

he's hip and with it!

1 Dicisinya 2018-02-13

Wait a minute. The pic is obviously Jim Norton. Someone photoshopped the pic to make him look like he has Downs Syndrome.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-13

Wait a minute. Fuck you.

1 Dicisinya 2018-02-13

Don't get your panties in a bundle there princess

1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-13

Nice of you to make him look more human

1 scrimhog 2018-02-13

The Nortster

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-02-13

The Jimster

1 disgrace_command 2018-02-13

He’s got the music-fan identity of someone who does not actually listen to music, just like Stern. the heydays of the bands he likes are perfectly enjoyable, all 3 of them

1 Dagidugidai 2018-02-13

I find this very unsettling because it looks like me

1 Belchides 2018-02-13

You poor soul.

1 lifeobenreilly 2018-02-13

I wan't loveeee, in all my holes

Can't eat nothing, my egg white's cold

A man like me is frail and broken

Can't get a "girl" unless I pay in tokens

I wannnt love! Just an awkward kind!

I want love though I'm not clean, And she needs to look like Mary Jean

I want love, where I don't have to pay, that's a love I want, I'mmmm aaaaaa wormmmm.

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-13

What? Yer phone crapped out at the end, there.

1 ColostomyStefencunt 2018-02-13

Beautiful boy.

1 turdstew 2018-02-13

Burning ringworm of fire

1 Eternalforms 2018-02-13

I really enjoyed how when stanhope was on cumia he insulted the worm saying you lost all that weight and you're working out all the time but you're still ugly as fuck right to his face casually.

1 panasonictooth 2018-02-13

He should forget watching his weight like a bitch and also try putting on some actual muscle while at the gym. I just had a realization that Jim has been sober since he was 16 and will be sober for the rest of his life. What a boring fool.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-02-13

He could totally relapse any day though. It’s a struggle every day.

1 chickenfan1 2018-02-13

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6ZEkuvUcga8/hqdefault.jpg

1 all_copacetic 2018-02-13

He's making the best of things.

1 Lish_fips89 2018-02-13

You made big a

1 bal0rd 2018-02-13

blind as a worm

1 metalfacedmadvillain 2018-02-13

God that's terrifying

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1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-02-13

Im a John. Heres the Cash.

1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-02-13

Because he craves drinking men's urine on or because he likes to be extremely detailed about pedophilia "jokes"?

1 Billyassman 2018-02-13

Why or buy,you chinless cocksucker.

1 XenusWingman 2018-02-13

Nice Target Johnny Cash shirt quiff.

1 bonesy42 2018-02-13

Corn-holio

1 strappedjammypac 2018-02-13