Malcolm LaVergne on Twitter: "As if the Cumia brothers weren't bad enough, I just found out that Joseph is a pedophile and solicits children for perverse sex acts in exchange for cash provided by Anthony."

4  2018-02-13 by Thomas_Daly

18 comments

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-13

A-boo.

Don’t fuck with the god.

1  jawstone 2018-02-13

real question: where does the joe is a pedophile thing come from? i never heard the story...

1  WaterFromTheWell 2018-02-13

I asked about the child spit and someone said it was from Vine videos Joe was caught liking. So there's that! good enough for me!

1  czarcy 2018-02-13

You've never heard the tale of Joe "too young is just a name in China" Cumia? You've really never heard of Joe "Children are fearin' this New York Algerian" Cumia?? I don't believe you've never heard of Joe "Courtroom bald one grooming the small ones" Cumia?

Long story short; he is NOT a pedophile.

1  iloveOandA 2018-02-13

Joe "if the age is on the clock, she is perfect for my cock" Cumia

1  edgars_teeth 2018-02-13

It comes from nowhere! You have it all mixed up. Joe Cumia is DEFINITELY NOT a pedophile. He stated as much on an internationally syndicated TV program...unsolicited and repeatedly.

1  Dicisinya 2018-02-13

The pedo thing came from the people's court right?

1  Hold_My_Brush22 2018-02-13

No.. The 'Brother Joe's a pedophile' thing came from him paying neighborhood children for vials of their spit.

1  JerseyLowLife 2018-02-13

no, he molested a member of this sub as a child. i'm not going to name names, but we all know who

1  David_Tosk 2018-02-13

/r/oslojimmy ?

1  packitchofsositch 2018-02-13

You put in the effort to slap those pics in to an account only to end the tweet with a steaming lump of shit.

1  Thomas_Daly 2018-02-13

it's worth it to me for those 3 seconds someone thinks it might be real.

1  packitchofsositch 2018-02-13

Then you're Todd's Jerkyboy ripoffs. The worst part about those is that at the end of the call, all the hens got to laugh because it was admitted that it was a prank. "Uoh hoh hoh hoh, she must have felt so silly! But everyone's happy now." Something the Jerky Boys never did once.

I couldn't fathom why you would do this on twitter.

1  Thomas_Daly 2018-02-13

it entertains me. I've made several shitty fake twitter accounts for posts like these and sometimes it entertains others. not my best work I'll give you that, but I made me laugh.

1  packitchofsositch 2018-02-13

All I'm saying is don't make it clear that you're a troll when you're trolling. Doing so is awful.

1  Thomas_Daly 2018-02-13

you're not wrong.

1  Waldo_Jeffers 2018-02-13

Thank you for once again reinforcing the correlation between anarcho-capitalism and sociopathy.

St. Ayn is surely very proud of you up there in Free Market Heaven.

1  Billyassman 2018-02-13

Sssshhhhhhwwwwwooooooooooosh.