Leslie Jones Is A Terrible Human

81  2018-02-11 by OochyWally

84 comments

She ordered Blue Cheese on her Salmon and didn’t like the taste.

That makes my blood boil.

You know she was thinking "That shit gonna sound classy yo".

It's exactly the sort of thing a pompous chef on kitchen nightmares would make.

She probably had it on a steak and was dumb enough to think it would go with every other meat.

Pardon me, Punjab, but, yo, you knows you gots to get me some of dat Filet de Blue Cheese. Betchya never thunk a sista would order dat now, did ya?

Not calling people racist enough to be her.

I'll have my steak well done please

"WHERES THE FLAVA YO? SHITS ALL TOUGH"

these people need to be culled

Violently.

Maybe that's how she normally eats her fish but they were fresh out of Carp,Suckers, and Catfish so she had to go with the Salmon

She probably thought it would taste like tartar sauce and cheese on a Filet O Fish.

only a fucking spear chucking yom would order fucking CHEESE ON FISH

Could she be the worst sheboon in entertainment? I say yes.

Nia.

Is she really in entertainment though? I know Bill is but that shouldn't make her by proxy.

How dare you.

An ape aped and we act shocked. Stop it.

"Her and her guests were verbally abusive to two of the nicest people we have in the company,” Buckhead Life Restaurant Group president Niko Karatassos wrote. “She ordered Blue Cheese on her Salmon and didn’t like the taste. Not a good flavor combo but she wanted it. Manager apologized, made he a new one, comped the entire table and she and her guest continued to Verbally shame the manager in the middle of the restaurant. She was very mean to the staff.”

Of course she accused the manager of being racist.

BACK TO AFRICA!!!!!

As someone who has worked in jobs where I had to interact with the public a lot, I can honestly say black customers are the rudest, complain the most, tip the least, and are the only ones to "pull the race card". The moment we saw a black customer it was countdown until they found something to whine about. Caucasians, Asians, Latinos, not so much.

My fiancee works at a high end restaurant as a server. She said it's about 50/50, if they're shitty customers or not.

She hates foreigners the most though. Apparently they all tip shitty.

It's 50/50 because the other half overtips out of shame for the rest of them.

Yeah true. I don't want to be that guy.

Tipping isn't a thing in a lot of other countries. Not that that's an excuse, but that may be why

Yes, I'm aware.

Ok, gotcha.

Nigga, yo bitch ain’t nuthin’ but a waitress. Don’t gimme none of that high end restaraunt shit. Tavern on the Green or Waffle House, it’s all the same. She serves cocktails and gets her ass grabbed.

No argument there.

Foreigners really are the goddamn worst. I had an Italian guy "tip" me with literal fucking coins once, since waiters actually get paid a decent wage in Europe. And this was after he continually complained about me bringing him his food too fast, because apparently it's customary for the salad course to last a minimum 30-45 minutes in Milan, or wherever the fuck.

They're like a bomb where the clock hit zero and you're just waiting for the explosion.

I worked in a restaurant in high school and another in college. My black co-workers HATED black customers. They had to explain why, because I didn’t know. That was when I learned that black people don’t like black people.

I was a waiter for about five years, on and off. I witnessed newer black waiters literally have existential breakdowns in the middle of a busy dinner shift after one too many ghetto tables. One guy threw a huge plate against the wall and yelled "how can my own people DO this to me??" in front of the entire restaurant, after getting stiffed on his fourth consecutive $40-$100 tab. I'd venture to say 75% of black people who tip well do so because they've worked as waiters before.

It's all true. Even Patrice talked about being an extra generous tipper to make up for how awful the rest of his race is at being decent human beings in a customer service environment.

And he had good credit to top it off

Once in awhile, you get a black person that is better than every other customer. Patrice must have been that customer.

Blue Cheese on Salmon? did she just think of two random things and combine them?

"ah yes, i'll have a slice of birthday cake covered in A1 sauce"

takes bite

"THIS SHIT IS TERRIBLE AND YALL ARE RACIST!!"

You limey fuck.

A1 Steak Sauce is readily available in many establishments in the United States

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The UK likes A1? I thought that was just American people.

Are you thinking of HP Sauce you buffoon?

Tssss yea or like a cake wif fawkin pecka sauce on it or somethin.

shocker a black bitch acts like a fucking idiot in public

Niggas gonna nig

Tss yeah monkeys gonna fawkin eat bananas or sumpthin

Home run

Human?

Disgusting, entitled freak.

It must be hard to name drop yourself when your credits consists of an awful Ghostbusters reboot, Masterminds, and We Are Family.

DONT YALL KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!? I WAS ANGRY SUBWAY PATRON IN TRAINWRECK!!!!! NOW WHERE DA BLUE CHEESE AT FOR MY FISH

Racists. Next thing you will say is she is a Gorilla cause she is too dumb to read off a teleprompter, and when she does its all with her arms swinging like a Gorilla. Or being a giant black... lady? Racists one and all. You can't get a job on Live Prime time TV if you are are nothing but a Gorilla looking Monster. No sir... TV is where the talented go to shine.

Isn't she on the same show as that fool faggot SJW mentally ill boy Pete Davidson. Nothing but talent. Jealousy... shame on you all.

I don't understand her. This lady had my sympathy when she admitted to crying over the twitter abuse and then continues to live tweet the olympics like she's in a minstrel show. I don't understand her character or how it's good for anyone or anything, especially black people.

I wonder if any has ever regretted fucking her

She's a lesbian because men won't fuck her.

Is she seriously a lesbian?

Christ, is everyone from that Ghostbusters movie gay?

That’s just how fucking patriarchal our society is, you privileged sexist pig. Can’t even make a female Ghostbusters without casting women that are half dudes.

Did you miss her happening leaks where she enjoys a nice one in the backside? No regrets on her side about unprotected anal

link please, I like bestiality.

"I don't mean to sound so old fashioned, but she sounds like she needs a good stugotzz"

-Colin Quinn

Black people behaving terribly in a restaurant?

I don't know that doesn't sound realistic.

Well, we are an alt right show now

No they really do act like out of control apes all the time!

It's a stereotype. And everybody knows stereotypes are born in ignorance and NEVER accurately describe anything /s

Yea fuck this uppity skank Queen Kong

Thanks alot Abraham Lincoln.

SHE’S NOT PEOPLE

Tss tss why not red cheese or summtin tss tss

Ill give yeah some of my blue cheese if you're a good gherle and not a lousy ta'lltale. Its got tadpoles in it. Suuuuure

Seems like the world needs to be reminded of the nudes that leaked of her.

She took a dick in the ass worse than China.

They are not people.

Probably not a best idea but if I was the lawyer for a middle-to-high end restaurant that gets a fair share of the SJW elites I would recommend the wait staff wear recording devices just to protect them from these type of charges. Although probably another legal viewpoint would be celebrities would be less likely to attend such a restaurant if it was revealed they had recording devices.

There were no recording devices at this restaurant, and they did a pretty good job of sticking up for their staff. This is what companies need to do, all across the country. Just say enough. Enough, enough with this shit. Stick by your employees, don’t give into pressure like this, fight back.

Why is she famous again?

Take a guess.

(((The media))) loves to push certain people on us.

Everyone is so sick of people acting like this. You’re not allowed to say it, so very few actually do. But you see the signs everywhere in what people choose to support, where they choose to spend their money, etc. We all see it. We can’t say it. But we can see it.

Whenever I'd get too many ghetto tables in a row as a waiter, I'd mention it to the floor manager, and she'd immediately tell the hostess stand to try and give me the drunken white businessman tables for a while. This manager was black, incidentally.

It's as if she had no business being there, like she has no business being in entertainment.

Stupid, biscuit-lipped cliff ape

human

now im certainly no cultural anthropologist, but this seems fairly typical behavior for the negro

They aren't people

Black women are always the ones faced with bad attitudes and racism. For such a level-headed, well-tempered group it sure is unfortunate.

Let’s see some of that “weaponized autism” huh fellas?

This is infuriating. I always hated customers like this. Throwing the race card out like that is complete bull shit. She sounded like a brat in that story

Blue cheese on salmon? I'm not surprised this sub-Saharan biped could not understand food combos a 5 year old human would. It is hilarious there are still people even now that insist these animals are just like us.

I still chuckle at her account being taken over and Harambe being posted in her place. The outrage proves that everyone knows it is true.

She accused the restaurant of being racist because they comped her table. Damn, that's sad.

And he had good credit to top it off

Once in awhile, you get a black person that is better than every other customer. Patrice must have been that customer.

Whenever I'd get too many ghetto tables in a row as a waiter, I'd mention it to the floor manager, and she'd immediately tell the hostess stand to try and give me the drunken white businessman tables for a while. This manager was black, incidentally.