ME: LOOK IT WAS FAWWKIN UNCOMFORTABLE AWLRIGHT? A BWLACK GUY CAME INTO MY WINDOW AND TRIED TO GRAB MY BREASTS, BROTHERMAN! I ALMOST CALLED MY FAWWKIN MAWB GUYS
ME: Roland is a fawkin' lair, he's just jumpin' onto the 'me too' movement to be relevant. I'm a radio gawd and without him working for my show, he has to be like every other fawkin' hater and try to piggy back off of my fame. I don't have time for it, I'm too busy tweeting at Donald Trump to fawkin' pay attention to Roland and his nonsense!
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1 fawwkyeah 2018-02-11
ME: LOOK IT WAS FAWWKIN UNCOMFORTABLE AWLRIGHT? A BWLACK GUY CAME INTO MY WINDOW AND TRIED TO GRAB MY BREASTS, BROTHERMAN! I ALMOST CALLED MY FAWWKIN MAWB GUYS
1 TriangleDimes 2018-02-11
i'm laughing so hard at this and I don't know why. maybe i'm a gay idiot.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-02-11
Occam's Razor right
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-02-11
"Maybe"?
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-02-11
We don't judge
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-02-11
HA!
1 PHDinSounding 2018-02-11
Opies wife was raped by the philly crew
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-02-11
It's not really rape if you're just fulfilling one of your husband's fantasies while he tugs his nice pieeeeeece in the corner.
1 PHDinSounding 2018-02-11
Thats what rape is. Right?
1 humanmeat 2018-02-11
Pound Me Too!!!
Just a little brevity guys, don't pound me
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-02-11
Pound you?
For confusing "levity" with "brevity" I should pink sock you into next week, pal.
1 humanmeat 2018-02-11
Haha, you're correct, fuck my wordsmithing
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-02-11
ME: Roland is a fawkin' lair, he's just jumpin' onto the 'me too' movement to be relevant. I'm a radio gawd and without him working for my show, he has to be like every other fawkin' hater and try to piggy back off of my fame. I don't have time for it, I'm too busy tweeting at Donald Trump to fawkin' pay attention to Roland and his nonsense!
1 Opthony 2018-02-11
"He came at me and I kept yelling hold on! Hold on! Hold on!..."