Me: too

39  2018-02-11 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

I was fffffffffffawkin raped. sniff Puriod.

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ME: LOOK IT WAS FAWWKIN UNCOMFORTABLE AWLRIGHT? A BWLACK GUY CAME INTO MY WINDOW AND TRIED TO GRAB MY BREASTS, BROTHERMAN! I ALMOST CALLED MY FAWWKIN MAWB GUYS

i'm laughing so hard at this and I don't know why. maybe i'm a gay idiot.

Occam's Razor right

"Maybe"?

We don't judge

HA!

Opies wife was raped by the philly crew

It's not really rape if you're just fulfilling one of your husband's fantasies while he tugs his nice pieeeeeece in the corner.

Thats what rape is. Right?

Pound Me Too!!!

Just a little brevity guys, don't pound me

Pound you?

For confusing "levity" with "brevity" I should pink sock you into next week, pal.

Haha, you're correct, fuck my wordsmithing

ME: Roland is a fawkin' lair, he's just jumpin' onto the 'me too' movement to be relevant. I'm a radio gawd and without him working for my show, he has to be like every other fawkin' hater and try to piggy back off of my fame. I don't have time for it, I'm too busy tweeting at Donald Trump to fawkin' pay attention to Roland and his nonsense!

"He came at me and I kept yelling hold on! Hold on! Hold on!..."