Nice lazy thread, stupid

Jew Lives Don't Matter

Black Panther Reviews Matter

Who can make tomorrow, put it in a dream, separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?

The Cumio man can because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.

The Cumio man thinks, transexuals and twinks, are satisfying and delicious.

Talk about your childhood wishes

I always downvotes these threads.

NAMBLA RULES

If there’s grass on the field, no thanks

I'm waiting at Culvers for some shitty food that I do secretly enjoy because I am Midwestern trash.

It's not ice cream, ITS CUSTARD

Their fish sure looks delish!

guitar music plays ACDC voice

Its gonna be a free for aaallllllllll!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ4O75MmkPk

Sandy Kane stole a video from my Youtube channel and uploaded it to hers. My channel is gone after Big Fat Ali did a copyright strike on a 20 second clip of Vos hitting his teeth.

JUST got into O&A after listening to this episode with Dave Attell and -- holy fuck am I behind.

What are the best episode/where do I start? etc.

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Too late, already got the OnA virus.

Any of the Jocktobers. Even Opie was tolerable during those. The show was never funnier.

Anything with intern David and/or Bobo.

Jocktober, making fun of dorky videos and making fun of retarded people were always hits.

I'm looking for a show(or clip) where the boys are talking about the word cunt, or something to that effect. Ant throws out a line and says "Daddy stop fucking my...(cunt)" And Jim follows up with "Oh my god..." I cannot remember the context or date, but I've been trying to find it for months now if anybody remembers...

I think Louis was on and a caller said his daughter said cunt.

toothpicks in my wiener, a ladle in my ass

Sung to the tune of "dradel dradel dradel"

user reports:

1: These threads are gay

I would really enjoy a weekly reports thread. Someone used to do them and they were hilarious.

Reported for being a stupid faggot.

Reported for using inappropriate language in the current year

That was me.

You’re one of the finest men I know

We used to request these threads on a regular basis and sometimes /u/BigGreenYamo came through and they were great

I tried to randomize it, because everyone started reporting everything, trying to get included in the posts.

Now, some jerkoff reports literally every thread as "unrelated".

They are fucking stupid

I thought you got de-modded?

I got better

I'm getting drunk at Skiphol airport where I have been arrested for drunkenness before.

the blacks sure get uppity this time of month

My name is opie irl. I guess i was cursed because i know opie from this forum is one of the lamest pieces of shit in the history of this nation. I, like your opie, have tits. I, like your opie, think I'm funny. I, like your opie, am super self conscious and can't take a joke. Like your opie, i probably have borderline personality disorder. My one saving grace is that I am not your opie.

ordered a .2 coke sample for 3€+2€ shipping

https://imgur.com/a/uwBlO

was so little my shittie scale didnt even recognize it (but its 0.15 id guess) and powdery like flour. You could say it had to be that way because it was pressed so thinly that it doesnt make a bulge in between 2 paper sheets which it didnt but if your sceptical you could say he chose that stealth method to justify the powdery coke.

 

arrived within 3 days so thats nice and even if its .1 for 5€ thats 50 a gram which is cheap and he said its low grade. All in all a fair deal i guess

 

you can slightly smell the classic coke smell and it hit better then expected but i havent dont a bump in over 2 month so i have 0 tollerance.

I only write this review here so long because ill also use that as a rating on DM

looking for a legal update on killahkuhn.

If you wikipedia 'facial', the chick in the illustration looks exactly like Sarah Palin).

After his trip to New York I find Stanhope a complete handjob, he’s whole thing is to get drunk and say things that push the envelope and then go on a whole speech when people get offended. “He says what we’re all afraid to say”.

All I remember from last night is my wife pulling me by the shirt out of the street and on to the sidewalk. I think I'm still drunk.

There’s a dope new documentary on Netflix about big-game hunting called Trophy. Opie would surely be discussing it if he still did his awesome doc show. Also definitely up Joe Rogan’s alley. Some of the footage of wild animals getting gunned down is fawkin brootal. It presents a balanced perspective on the debate though. Thankfully not a Jimmy Kimmel cry-fest.

I tried to randomize it, because everyone started reporting everything, trying to get included in the posts.

Now, some jerkoff reports literally every thread as "unrelated".