What would you fellas (and gals) do if you found out you got terminal cancer?

0  2018-02-10 by Vulgardervish

I think I would do a reverse Opie's eye. Patronize jobless radio Gods.

10 comments

1  juanwayne 2018-02-10

Stock up on viagra and cocaine then get loaded and fuck till im dead

1  funkmasterfletch 2018-02-10

Thats already pretty much my life

1  Reinhard___Heydrich 2018-02-10

Go see, Rich Vos Friday, February 23, Comedy Zone Harrisburg PA

1  deepdarkz 2018-02-10

Probably just blow all my money on prostitutes, then move back in with my parents and leech of them until I died.

1  TheNutGuzzler 2018-02-10

I would become the hero of this sub by taking out Sam and Opie, documenting it with pics of me masturbating over their twitching corpses.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-10

Die

1  thellimist 2018-02-10

Kill sherrod

1  I1Haploleaf 2018-02-10

Terminal cancer? wats dat? a classy individual made out of aluminum cylinders waiting for the train or sum'n?

1  cq5195 2018-02-10

Blow my money on guns and drugs. Buy a boat on credit and have a huge party until the money runs out. Once the money runs out, killing spree.

1  sink_tinkler 2018-02-10

Grab an AR-15, a dufflebag full of ammo, and try to finish what Hitler started.

1  GhostOfJJ 2018-02-10

Like to think I'd attempt to assassinate a few people who deserve it. In reality I would waste away at home alone, praying that the brain tumour kills me before it takes my sanity and mobility away.