He's always wanted to be a rock star. He's been doing lame ass rock related bits in his act for years, like his Brian Johnson impression and singing parody lines of Metallica songs. No one thinks that's funny, Jim.
The only place where that was appropriate is the MTV Metallica Icon show. This was the first time I saw Breuer do the James Hetfield voice bit, unfortunately it wasn't the last.
My guess while it was loading was Harry Hater, but yea that's up there, but I somehow think they're RG3 song is even worse, don't know how to find it on YouTube anymore sadly
What. The. Fuck. That is the most waspy milk toast shit I've ever seen. What is Breuer doing? It's like something my 8th grade Sunday school teacher would think is cool.
I can't hate Jim Breuer, his life has been too miserable over the last few years. Psycho mum abusing his dad, both of them deed. Now his wife? Ach the poor soul.
He saw a niche market in henpecked husbands, and decided to corner it. Put those headphones on my fellow stay-at-home dads because the wife just went shopping! FUCKKKK CHORESSSS IM 48!!!!!!!!
He seems like an ok guy, but... I started hating him when I saw Half Baked...he was the most annoying part of a movie that even had Janine Garafalo in it. Fucking douchey cliched deadhead stoner. It’s like a Mormon pretending to trip on acid. No wonder Opie likes him so much.
I can't figure out who this is intended for. It's not funny enough for comedy fans, it's not good enough for rock fans. I think he wants people to think it's a joke band and they'll listen and say "hey this is actually pretty good." But this whole schtick has already been done and perfected by Tenacious D.
That's exactly what I was wondering, it is barely intended to be funny, it has no musical merit, and if it was supposed to appeal to goofy dads as a nostalgia thing, I would think as a majority they'd be more into more traditional classics rock like Led Zeppelin and The Who instead of Iron Maiden and Megadeath...I guess you could say it's a hobby that Jim has fun doing but I don't even see how that's possible...at least get someone else to write the songs. I don't know why this is made or who buys it
I saw the live taping of Metallicas live movie in Vancouver. Jim Breuer opened.
He did his old joke about different types of liquor reacting in your stomach (spoiler alert: tequila has a Mexican accent). Then he lead the crowd in fist pumping and chanting (Hey! Hey! Hey!). This was obviously for b roll of the crowd. Not one person laughed.
He's a cornball brother. The worst part is people actually like this shit, look in the comments of his videos, it's mostly praise aside from the odd comments you know are mostly likely from O&A fans.
He should've stayed in the garage with the other dads instead of showcasing their hobby like anyone wants to hear this crap. He's not even a singer. He imitates James Hetfield.
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1 SwollenPeckas 2018-02-09
He's always wanted to be a rock star. He's been doing lame ass rock related bits in his act for years, like his Brian Johnson impression and singing parody lines of Metallica songs. No one thinks that's funny, Jim.
1 SGFTI 2018-02-09
METALLICAAAAA!
1 imcrapyall 2018-02-09
Suburban house dads do.
1 balancedchaos 2018-02-09
As evidenced by his astronomical career.
1 imcrapyall 2018-02-09
He does these impression, you'd swear they were the real thing.
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-09
Whoa, let's not say things we can't take back.
1 jimmybrite 2018-02-09
The only place where that was appropriate is the MTV Metallica Icon show. This was the first time I saw Breuer do the James Hetfield voice bit, unfortunately it wasn't the last.
1 Fagghouli 2018-02-09
He did it on SNL aswell, probably why he still does it because he did it on Tv and therefore people remember him from that.
1 MarioPennington 2018-02-09
His first standup special has a live band that not only plays the intro and outro music but Mr. Breuer manages to work the band's music into the bits.
1 DigitalTorque 2018-02-09
still better than that bullshit Troy puts out.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-09
DVV DVV
1 KangolVos 2018-02-09
THRASH!
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-02-09
Love that song!
🤘
1 Coondoon 2018-02-09
This one?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-09
TRASH!
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-09
This whole thing might be the most embarassing thing I have ever seen in my life, and I mean its a FAR stretch past whatever is in second place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlPsD_oYm38
1 edfromla 2018-02-09
What a fucking abomination that was
1 slyburgaler 2018-02-09
I can’t watch
1 fashanoo 2018-02-09
That makes me sad
1 Taureg01 2018-02-09
I mean this is a close 2nd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-09
My guess while it was loading was Harry Hater, but yea that's up there, but I somehow think they're RG3 song is even worse, don't know how to find it on YouTube anymore sadly
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-02-09
I think that video is what gave his wife cancer
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-02-09
And his stupid fucking wife is going to die shortly of cancer, the faggot.
1 the-CQ-bot 2018-02-09
Nice are you lonely, stupid
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-02-09
Am I to understand that I am the only one celebrating the terminal cancer diagnosis of a reputedly nice comedian's civilian wife?
1 winkleham 2018-02-09
To be fair, you didn't seem to be celebrating exactly.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-02-09
My dick was three-quarters hard and it's your fault for not looking at it.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2018-02-09
No you're just a faggot about it.
1 dmix 2018-02-09
This was the most embarrassing, no-balls "stay-at-home-Dad" video I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlPsD_oYm38
It's like a teenager rebelling against their parents but he's a grown man.
1 patio87 2018-02-09
What. The. Fuck. That is the most waspy milk toast shit I've ever seen. What is Breuer doing? It's like something my 8th grade Sunday school teacher would think is cool.
1 grumbler123456 2018-02-09
milk toast
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-09
Mmm.. milk and toast.
1 patio87 2018-02-09
lmao, I'm a fucking idiot.
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-09
It's a classic American breakfast combo, though.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-09
I'm hungry.
1 dmix 2018-02-09
The best part is how he's laying in bed in his pajamas...with sunglasses on.
1 hangout_wangout 2018-02-09
The live version killed me :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_UGgEgdXI
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-02-09
I can't hate Jim Breuer, his life has been too miserable over the last few years. Psycho mum abusing his dad, both of them deed. Now his wife? Ach the poor soul.
1 Dennyislife 2018-02-09
Think he had a sister die too.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2018-02-09
Good.
1 schmurmems 2018-02-09
and all the shit with the pizza man. The man has been through hell. Let him sing family friendly music.
1 MarioPennington 2018-02-09
My familys no more, the one just livin, its meeeeee
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-09
Where's this kind of compassion when it comes to the ex-radio host struggling w/ Aspergers & manboobs?
1 dopef123 2018-02-09
You’re right Bobo from the Bobo and David show should be pitied. Even if he did steal everyone’s money.
1 TARE_ME 2018-02-09
maybe he should write a song about it.
1 Cream_P 2018-02-09
He saw a niche market in henpecked husbands, and decided to corner it. Put those headphones on my fellow stay-at-home dads because the wife just went shopping! FUCKKKK CHORESSSS IM 48!!!!!!!!
1 KennethFresno 2018-02-09
Chip is equal parts Opie and Breuer. FAWKIN RAWK.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-02-09
GARAGE DOOR DOWN....DVV DVV....BLINDFOLD ON....DVV DVV....GONNA FILL MY ASSHOLE....DVV DVV DVV DVV...WITH A FLESH TAM-PON!!!!!
1 Abarf 2018-02-09
I can't watch this. its too embarrassing.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-02-09
When that garage door goes down, all bets are off
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-02-09
He seems like an ok guy, but... I started hating him when I saw Half Baked...he was the most annoying part of a movie that even had Janine Garafalo in it. Fucking douchey cliched deadhead stoner. It’s like a Mormon pretending to trip on acid. No wonder Opie likes him so much.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-02-09
I can't figure out who this is intended for. It's not funny enough for comedy fans, it's not good enough for rock fans. I think he wants people to think it's a joke band and they'll listen and say "hey this is actually pretty good." But this whole schtick has already been done and perfected by Tenacious D.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-09
That's exactly what I was wondering, it is barely intended to be funny, it has no musical merit, and if it was supposed to appeal to goofy dads as a nostalgia thing, I would think as a majority they'd be more into more traditional classics rock like Led Zeppelin and The Who instead of Iron Maiden and Megadeath...I guess you could say it's a hobby that Jim has fun doing but I don't even see how that's possible...at least get someone else to write the songs. I don't know why this is made or who buys it
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-09
Megadeth.
1 HandsomeMyles 2018-02-09
🛎 🛎 NERD ALERT 🛎 🛎
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-09
He's supposed to look cool for the video, he's dressed like what you'd throw on to walk to your mailbox in the winter time.
1 lukehardy 2018-02-09
I wonder if his wife had a midlife crisis when she was 30?
1 762x39mm 2018-02-09
I'm 28 and thinking about finally getting a tattoo, am I in a midlife crisis?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-09
Dont know if this is a joke about Troy, but if you just want one no, if you suddenly need sleeves and a throat tat, yes, its a passing mental illness
1 little-pete-ferguson 2018-02-09
A lot of comedians want to be rock stars- its pathetic.
Dice lives vicariously through his no talent kids who have a rock band,
Florentine makes his kid listen to rock and brings him to shit bands.
Bob Levy pushes his kid into a rock band
There is a pattern of the non musical types doing comedy
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-09
Same way rappers want to athletes and athletes want to be rappers. Talent just has a weird way of just...sticking itself to one thing.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-02-09
Someone put his metal over the Philly crew groomsmen dance and tweeted it to him as their own wedding. Jim got very excited.
1 AliFrazier 2018-02-09
I saw the live taping of Metallicas live movie in Vancouver. Jim Breuer opened.
He did his old joke about different types of liquor reacting in your stomach (spoiler alert: tequila has a Mexican accent). Then he lead the crowd in fist pumping and chanting (Hey! Hey! Hey!). This was obviously for b roll of the crowd. Not one person laughed.
1 pinkie_pride 2018-02-09
He's a cornball brother. The worst part is people actually like this shit, look in the comments of his videos, it's mostly praise aside from the odd comments you know are mostly likely from O&A fans.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-09
Somebody give him a joint. What the fuck,Jim needs a fucking reality check.That just SUCKS on so many levels of Suckerdom.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-02-09
you know a song is true heavy metal when it has "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as a chorus
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-09
He should've stayed in the garage with the other dads instead of showcasing their hobby like anyone wants to hear this crap. He's not even a singer. He imitates James Hetfield.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-02-09
DOWN GOES GARAGE DOOR......
UP GOES THE VOLUME.....
1 panasonictooth 2018-02-09
The first verse he references four bands and two of them are AC/DC.
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-09
It's a classic American breakfast combo, though.