Hey "ladies", he's single

Ironically, Jim was far more fetching as a fat angry loner. Twitchy eyed serious Jim puts me to sleep in seconds.

party at the moontower

Somehow reminds me of R. Budd Dwyer

I'd love to see him have the same result.

It stored all his funny

How the fuck is it even possible to get that fat if you haven’t drank your whole adult life? What a slob.

Pretzel rods and chocolate covered cherries