Describe the most perfect set of titties you can imagine

7  2018-02-08 by LoouisCuCK

38 comments

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I always late great sweet angel August Ames had the best set.

Attached to a failed radio show host

Dillon Rose's aren't too shabby. NSFW

pale, freckles, light pink areolas, C-cups hiding in a nice eddie bauer long sleeve T accentuated by a nice puka necklace.

Nice someone's been thinking of this question for a while, stupid

OpieRadio

Nice leave it alone, stupid

Preferred u/phillycrewbot (RIP) to BE honest...

Nice I'm getting tired of this bit myself, stupid

Needs more obscure historical references and put downs.

They are owned by an unfunny radio host.

party at the moontower

Stop now or give me gold.

Hanging from my belt

The Ed Gein special

Carrie Keagan

those are beauties.

Two feet above a penis

Bible slingshot titties

They are made out of a billion dollars or the moon!

They feel like a bag of sand when touching them.

Aww yeah you're nailin me

Cancerous and irreparable - I love drama.

"You look at titties everyday & go 'oh, titties', you don't really think about it, but if you try to go for that deep thinking..."

Yer muthas

My favo pornstar said: they feel like balloons with warm pudding.

Bailey Jay said that huh?

I wish but she def. is a 1-2 cutie pie.

Yucky.

Engineered by science and bolted on to a mentally ill man

Kate Upton.

Round and hard like sweet, sweet, Potato !

Gigantic.

ones from a great big fat person

Joe and Anthony Cumia

Lindsay Lohan before drugs