"hey guys-" [drops phone, angrily sets it back up] "hey guys, here at the BIG parade, chillin' with Lynsi's brothers... they said to wait here while they get some road sodas, they're taking a long time to get back..."

No. He's still walking the streets of nyc talking to his phone on Instagram live. He doesn't even know he has no data or WiFi. He doesn't care. The phone isn't even turned on. He's just that needy.

Word has it if Opie steps foot in Philly father Doris will personally curbstomp those crooked teeth out of his head.

Then the crew will lock arms ,shifting to & fro repeatedly while they all chant of "Na na na na hey hey goodbye".

Trouble in paradise perhaps?

sure Ope, we'll meet you there. we'll be wearing black and green

I heard he couldn't today because he is busy closing a multi million dollar real estate deal

I’m enjoying the parade, I’m boozed up, I’m emotional soaking in the moment that I’ve waited for decades, and I still pull out my phone to check this subreddit for updates on Opie’s tits and Ant’s zits

My dumb ass started a lame thread about this. At least at the point that I mentioned it, he had gone out of his way to avoid mentioning Philly or the Eagles at all. Because he’s no longer with the wife is my assumption.

They don’t have to pretend to like him any more since the separation/divorce

Opie once said that the Philly crew are Miami Dolphin fans.

I was there today it was bananas