Tall like a mugg

58  2018-02-07 by LoloTheRogan

22 comments

Bald like a thug.

Child's shoes, teen girl jeans from the 90s, and a sweater my dad wears - SAVAGE.

*tucked-in sweater my dad wears

Ugh.

it’s so ironic that Joe is one of the most pretentious comics you’ll ever hear. droning on and on about the craft, writing techniques and what makes a stand up comedian as opposed to regular people.

if you listen to him to talk to comedians, you might wrongly assume it makes for a humorous conversation, but Joe does everything in his power to dictate the topic and make sure it’s nothing but an over-analytical, boring, sanctimonious conversation about the medium.

Then you watch his act and despite his authority and wisdom on the craft, it’s complete trash. It’s forced energy and totally contrived bits that don’t feel natural or fluid at all. It seems to always boil down to a grown man making loud animal sounds into a microphone. Snarling and growling like a little kid pretending to be a lion. But he knows martial arts so no one will ever mock him for this.

Well, at least he's comically sized

He's "fun sized" like a lil Halloween Snickers.

He looks like a big toe.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAAAAATTT

To be fair that chair is only 3 and a half feet tall

What the fuck happened to his head?

Remember Barry Bonds? That.

Hgh mostly although he dabbles with testosterone replacement therapy

He looks funny. But he isn't funny.

There's no way he's any taller than 5'5"

He legitimately looks 5'2"

u/Guinness525... thoughts?

Tube?

Lolz he small

That's how he prepares to squat on cocks.

Ugh

Hello, freak bitches.

He's maybe 1 foot taller than that 3 foot chair

Dat nigga was in Gumby, block head.

Tor Johnson's short statured illegitimate son.

Tss tss what is he a foot long or summtin tss tss that mug look like a sabrett