REMINDER: Opie justifies his perpetual awfulness and miserable social skills as the entirely fictional condition “irritable depression”
1 2018-02-07 by GangstaFag
His mother is delightful, his wife is a fat whore and his daughter considers crayons a delicacy.
Carry on lads.
4 comments
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-07
It's the catch-all term for psychiatrists to call you a dickhead.
Because the person you're paying 300/hr for isn't going to get too many repeat patients if they say, "Have you tried being less of an insufferable prick?".
1 KangolVos 2018-02-07
Opie is the type who would say "I'm feeling down" and instead of going to a family doctor, he sees a high end psychiatrist in a Manhattan highrise for 10mg of Paxil.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-07
No amount of medication can fix that level of asshole behavior.
1 GangstaFag 2018-02-07
300 sleeping tablets and bottle of gin might do it