They really exist in a bubble inside their own arseholes dont they

oy their own arseholes indeed, guv'

That's why shithole countries love having people like him and anyone from Vice to come there, they're all essentially retarded but are still playing the PR game. Everytime some Brooklyn twink goes to a war torn African country with a camera you'll see every cannibal warlord and child rapist come give them a tour and smile for the camera and say how misunderstood they are. And these fucking dopes nod along like we've had it wrong this whole time. Yes you dumbasses, you went on the government-approved North Korean propaganda tour and it turns out there's actually a lot of smiling happy people! What an enlightening experience!

torso of a 11 year old boy

Stop, I'm getting a tent

I have funny hair. Look at my puppet dance.

God I fucking hate Conan.

It was very entertaining watching him find out that the people who posted #teamcoco and got him trending, don't buy tickets to see his show or actually tune into him on tbs.

How did you watch him find out

when it was revealed in the news he shit talked his fans before every show and called them losers.

I'd be willing to bet nearly everybody in the entertainment business does that.

Your making him sound more likable actually.

You mean he shit talked them in his monologue or like on a hot mic before he went on?

Also, link? Be interested to read that.

He was always the shitty alternative for the "Lol so random-crowd".

Then stay there, faggot.

You think he took his wife and kids around Haiti outside of the resort area?

I wish Trump called Mexico a shithole so he can go down there and get beheaded by the Zetas.

He won't, he'll return to house in the pacific palisades, probably with a wall around it and guarded by men with guns.

You know, because we should build bridges not walls, and guns are bad..

Isn't he making the argument that TPS should be removed for Haitians?

There is a new baseline of poverty in Haiti, based on consumption: The national poverty rate is 58.6 percent, the extreme poverty rate: 24.7 percent.

Perfect I’ll move there and open a coffee shop

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I want to see some Haitian warlord turn Conan into his pretty boy bride.

After losing his job for a third time, Conan moves to Haiti to become the white sex slave of President-for-Life François Dubaguette Picard.

What a fucking fool.

Conan's downfall is one of the subtlest and grossest out there.

Not that this is saying much, but if I had to watch a late night talk show it would still be his

He's Jewish.

Nigga his last name is O’Brien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfs4PDEfc6I

Well at least he’s half good, better than most of hollywood

Would you like half shit in your soda?

This analagy doesn’t work because I don’t drink Conan to relax on a warm summer’s day. I sometimes watch his comedy for a giggle. That’s not comparable to eating shit.

Didn't he just go to the touristy beaches? And when he walked through the streets with his team of 20 people in suits the street vendors with bare feet in the dirt all flocked to them and treated him like a king which happens probably once every 10 years and they are otherwise assholes? Would be curious how he would relate this whole experience in a way that actually makes a point.

Savages love big powerful white men.

Why isn't he wearing the right size? Is Haiti such a shithole that they only make mediums?

Lil mugs are all malnourished and shiz.

I thought Conan was one of the rare genuine ones

IIRC he started out saying he was not going down the anti-Trump route, but I guess the stakes are too high to not utilize a Conan O'Brien.

Nope, very low key shill

His greatest strength was that he never took politics seriously and basically kept out of it.

yeah seriously wtf happened to him? He sold out and became your run of the mill by the books liberal late night host.

what do you fucking (((think))) happened

the jews

thats what i was driving at yes

Wait wait wait... you're seriously accusing a peculiar sect of our civilisation that happens to be in control of at least 50% of our media!!?!?

It's way more than 50%

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!!

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I'm sure he saw Colbert bounce back after he went political and decided he wanted a taste of that.

There's a little corner of Haiti that isn't hot garbage. He went there and concluded that Haiti is great.

This Harvard grad did the social media math.

2016/2017 was pretty much the beginning of the end to a ton of careers.

(((They))) probably got something on him like all these other #metoo casaulties that were abruptly politically activated. Jimmy kimmel as well.

Jimmy Kimmel aggressively sold out and people ate it up; I think Conan is trying to keep up. That's the new late night though, if it's not these two it's Jimmy Fallon or Seth Meyers, two vortices of comedic pandering.

Conan's rations are so-so and its really easy to bash Trump. I personally dislike Donald Trump a lot, but the "brave" people "resisting" him also annoy me. Its the safest thing for a talk show to point at the stupid shit he says and and get their millennial audience to laugh. How many writers does John Oliver need to make fun of a stupid Trump tweet?

Maybe it's about the black dude from "the Wave" at the Comedy Store?

Sure it's great... when you have multiple luxury mansions in the U.S. to come home to. Not when you're a nurse with 3 kids working doubles 'cause daddy wanted to be a comedian and has a taste for ladyboys and horse. Go fuck yourself Conan you dumb named faggot.

Trying to be Tim and Eric.

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George Mcfly looking ass faggot, just another vindictive Liberal thats only trying to spite the president. If he truly gave a shit about these third world shitheaps he'd have an honest discussion about its economical state and try to make it better,but no just more fake virtue signalling.

Your a multimillionaire ginge, get a hairstyle that matches your age.

Ok Haiti is great. I stayed at a luxury resort and Haiti is actually populated by middle class Americans. Everywhere I looked there was a software engineer or a dentist, and our closets were supplied with liquor every morning. Heaven on earth

This man was once one of the most brilliant writers for the Simpsons

Erock?

so was that goofy twat that went after Norm Macdonald

Fame fucks people up, Chapelle had the right idea

I hope an AIDS ridden Haitian rapes his wife and eats his children before the rain dance.

The most liberal ones who want open borders and uplift these shithole countries are the ones who live in gated communities and send their children to segregated private schools.

White genocide is the only cure.

Haiti is great already? Yeah it's a cuisine is world renowned.

That's that good dirt tho. Throw in a little garlic butter sauce for dipping, maybe some ranch? And u would think u are eating at nobu.

I wonder if he tried the dirt cookies?

yeaahhh nothing says supporting a country like wearing a stupid fucking T-shirt for 2 minutes.

fucking orange hair unfunny cunt

I have literally seen video of villages of Haitians eating dirt. Dirt!!! ( you can see it on YouTube and it's awful) And the dirt is prepared next to an open sewer with human feces floating by. Now I'm not stupid enough to think they are going bust out some lobster any time soon, but why not at least prepare the dirt away from the feces. How bout that for step one? And go from there....

Easy there, Rockefeller.

where do you think the flavor comes from?

Yes I agree, so let's never send any aid and ignore that their local cuisine is made from mud

is it?

This Opie titted buffoon can’t really think we think he believes that right?

With today's connected world, there's literally nothing stopping him from moving his entire team to Haiti and filming his show from there. The spending alone will provide massive benefit to the locals, both directly and through infrastructure upgrades.

No rush, I'll wait.

Still waiting for all the celebs to move to Canada.

"FAWK Conan O'Brien, I'm so fawkin' sick of that guy, enough already!"

repeat every 4 minutes when nobody reacts

I still like Conan despite this Haiti nonsense. I hope he goes back to what he was before all this. And stops doing clueless gamer with celebrities instead of that intern.

Yeah, what was it two days after he left that someone was stabbed to death right outside of the resort where he had been staying and took those pictures. Go back and stay there next time faggot.

Why don't you and Kimball get together and have a good cry about how Haiti is being treated?

And if it's so lovely, I'm sure you'll be campaigning to get politicians to stop sending aid there soon right? We've got nothing in return for the millions we've dumped into that place except maybe some mud cookies.

Haiti is so great that they all come to the United states to drive cabs.

nice shirt stupid.

Possible pedo, this guy was seen near child trafficking hotspots there recently

What, "Haiti is Greati" was taken?

He does realize it is a shit hole?

these professional sit behind a receptionists desk and fake laugh stories they already heard guys need to go

Are we seriously beating on Conan now? He supports a shitty third world country, big fucking deal.

Then I guess we don't need to keep donating all of that money to them.

You think he took his wife and kids around Haiti outside of the resort area?

I wish Trump called Mexico a shithole so he can go down there and get beheaded by the Zetas.

Savages love big powerful white men.

He won't, he'll return to house in the pacific palisades, probably with a wall around it and guarded by men with guns.

You know, because we should build bridges not walls, and guns are bad..

Stop, I'm getting a tent

This analagy doesn’t work because I don’t drink Conan to relax on a warm summer’s day. I sometimes watch his comedy for a giggle. That’s not comparable to eating shit.