That's okay, I'll pass.

He past

dis guy soundz gud

You sound like a party animal

Next thing you know, you'll be passed out in a puddle of child spit like Joe.

You are among friends

are tattooed like Troy?

and then dead like steve c

The kid has a dream

You're in mYyYyYyYyYyYy fucking coffin!

That's terrible im sorry

Yhessssss

Hey Josh, I'm in SE Michigan!

Nice! I'm from Detroit but I live in Lansing now.

Ahh sweet that's a cool area, except for the crumb bums at Michigan State :)

Are you two going to fuck?

I didn't want to scare him off

I didn't want to scare him off

Come on, man! He's a local guy so I was trying to parlay the convo into us meeting up and then me watching him fuck his gf while I peek thru the closet door. But you just blew it! Guy code, bro!

I'd rather be as lonely as Opie instead of as clueless and stupid as him, but here I am.

Wait... aren’t you Joe Matarese?

i had/have one and it makes me fucking hate adderall now, i dont even take em anymore i just keep filling the script and throwing them into the bottle to stockpile them hah

What are you thinking? You could be selling that shit, those pills sell themselves my friend.

What lie would I have to come up with to set one? Having trouble staying focused at school/work?

Adderall is one of the best stims. I imagine it's horrible if you do it everyday though.

No, he's Ian Fidance.

You forgot fat as Bob Kelly, stupid as Vos, and hopeless as Bobo.

nomb nomb he he he

Oh i'm just joshing ya.

Just chippin' ya

Same to all those things but the Sam part. You can't be annoying if you don't socialzie.

You ever notice Jim is always hanging off people in photos and they are just standing there? I fucking hate needy faggots like that.

You could be as awesome as saiyan z

Or have as many kids (with no job) as him.

You're just like stinks but his mom is dead.

Yeah man, that's a tough one.

I hope you have the toes like Fred from Brooklynn, and the parenting skills of Killah Kuhn!

C'mon he's a legend in the Fireplace industry of NW Queens!

Are you a dog like Travis?

Join the club

...and as cool as Falcone.

A cock like Sue's?

And evil as a jew

But are you as healthy as Pat from Moonachie?

i'm just taking drugs like art

I don't have AIDS yet. So at least I'm not as gay as Jim.

What are you Doug Stanhope?

He seems like a cool dude.

3 books? Are you counting "Fun With Pedophiles" as a book or does he have another I don't know about?

I’d like to solve the puzzle! You’re Jim J Bullock!

Don’t cut yourself on your edge, bruh.

Thanks for the gay sex, bro.

Me too my fellow lonely degenerate

Well, I think you sound repulsive. We have enough of your kind, you are most likely not very funny, and I think you should keep to yourself.

and smart as Bobo!

To you could be as sexy as Mary Jean...

And stupid as Bobo

The worst thing you could say about Ant is that he drinks? Something's fishy.

A mean person call me names. Like hey, there goes Ricardo the Tardo or hey big fat fuck, why don’t you die already but I just tell myself, it’s ok. Mom doesn’t know what she’s saying on account of the crack and whiskey. She doesn’t mean those things. Well one day she said to me youre so fat and stupid, it’s too bad you couldn’t be handsome or have a dick bigger than a penny. Well That was enough. I fucked her cunt with a Jack Daniels bottle until It broke inside. She loved it. We’re best friends now. If you’re ever feeling lonely, try this on a child in the neighbourhood and you’ll have a friend for life.

Is this stinks new account?

You checked off all of the right boxes OP

look at the bright side, at least your NOT a pedophile like Joe isn't

You're as sexy as Intern David, so it's not all bad news

Yay forgot Loying like Bobo.

C'mon he's a legend in the Fireplace industry of NW Queens!

I didn't want to scare him off

I didn't want to scare him off

Come on, man! He's a local guy so I was trying to parlay the convo into us meeting up and then me watching him fuck his gf while I peek thru the closet door. But you just blew it! Guy code, bro!