REMINDER: Opie has a job. He’s a NYC real estate broker. Nice try on the hate tho

1  2018-02-06 by Porkclerk82

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I heard he'll sell us the cardboard box he's been living in for 2 dollars.

But still has his name as Opie Radio. Give it up man, it's over.

his picture on the top of the page is depressing. All his talented funny friends are performing while he films on his phone with his tongue out to show he’s participating in the antics

Opie neither Has, nor Possess anything. It's ALL Howard's! Slowly, but surely he's "figuring this out".

The climax will be 5 steps:

(1 transforming into a woman With just enough money for the operation. (Tits excluded ofcourse)

(2 His girl draining all the cashuuuhhh.

(3 Turning tricks with Mary Jean

(4 Getting picked up by a certain J. Morton

(5 12 months later having a joint *cremation with said Morton.

  • They are survived, by a large blonde viking & black tin knocker.