Ant is Lady Di with more money and people around.
79 2018-02-05 by TinKnockinMoroccan
He drinks from the time he wakes to the time he eventually passes out with twitter in his hand. He doesn't have a real job or any responsibility because Keith is obviously running(more like ruining, amirite gang?) at his house/compound media. And he's a compulsive liar who never owns up to any of the fucked up shit he's done.
If he didn't have money or his sad group of nuthuggers, he'd be getting wasted in some shit hole apartment waiting for thiamine deficiency to claim his sanity.
41 comments
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2018-02-05
And I’m sure he’s soon to be robbed while in a drunken stupor at Crown Fried Chicken.
1 okkultism 2018-02-05
Ant is significantly less charming than Di
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-05
No no no no... I am less charming than Lady Di?
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-02-05
I'm sure if Lady Di bought her friends she would have people around, too
Perhaps her boat wouldn't be imaginary either
1 Dicisinya 2018-02-05
Do you guys think Ant has any real friends ( excluding Norton), or are they all in it to hang out at his mansion, and take advantage of his money?
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-02-05
Genuine friends, but as pathetic as him. Just poorer.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-02-05
Norton isn't a real friend with anyone besides himself.
They like each other and have fun, but either of those fags have the ability of true friendship.
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-02-05
Colin is the only person who's genuinely friends with everyone.
1 EvanMG23 2018-02-05
You guys are so sad. Who gives any sort of shit about him? The posts here clearly have lots of time and thought put into them, time you slobs take away from video games and being furries so Anthony must have fucked your single mom and left her tied up for you to find or something. You’re pathetic people.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-02-05
Cumia is an avid vidyagame enthusiast.
Even your defense of Anthony is further evidence he's undeniably a loser.
1 EvanMG23 2018-02-05
Umm. No defense. I don’t give a flying fuck about him.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-02-05
Sure ya don't.
1 EvanMG23 2018-02-05
Sure I don’t.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-05
You just care about us. We get it.
1 RoughNutsMcBuff 2018-02-05
Yet he still only has a shitty, surface level knowledge of them.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-05
Hi fred. M.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-05
Hi Ant.
1 ChefDanG 2018-02-05
Ant is lady di with more people around? No no he's not. Oh you guys, stop.
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2018-02-05
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1 10ADPDOTCOM 2018-02-05
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1 LongShirtsleeves 2018-02-05
No, no, no, I'm not Lady Di
1 Dennyislife 2018-02-05
Ant is Bill. Keith is his lady di
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-05
I see it the other way around. Keith is Bill, Anth is Di.
1 Dennyislife 2018-02-05
Bill got a flunky in to do his dirty work and died a horrific early death. Although Ant is likely to lose his mind...
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-05
That's true, but Bill was also a severe agoraphobe.
1 DopeAndClean 2018-02-05
If this is the case I can't wait for Intern Ant to come to Jim & Sam.
1 ok_to_sink 2018-02-05
Does that make Opie Marion?
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-05
She’s won more real fights.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-05
Hopefully Ant doesn't take up residence in the subway tunnels with The Romeo Of The Railroads.
(Remember that whole saga?)
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-02-05
Holy shit that was great. They made it sound kinda fun to be a mentally ill drunk vagrant in New Jersey.
1 boring_oneliner 2018-02-05
He also likes getting fucked in the ass by his boyfriend
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-05
Lady Di has people who love her without mooching from her. The Admiral always wins in the end!
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-02-05
Lady Di is currently serving her country on ship.
She is a patriot and how dare you disparage her good name?
1 EvanMG23 2018-02-05
Umm. No defense. I don’t give a flying fuck about him.
1 RoughNutsMcBuff 2018-02-05
Yet he still only has a shitty, surface level knowledge of them.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-05
That's true, but Bill was also a severe agoraphobe.