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Lol

Malcom LaVergne? Why not Malcolm Shirley or sumthin?

Homerun

The superb bowl is irrelevant to nearly 2/3rds of America and the rest of the world.

Goodbye.

Good.

what a brilliant insight that I haven’t read on every other reddit thread

How are you enjoying the puppy bowl?

I slept through that too I assume.

For some reason today my farts and my dog's farts smell the same

Both eating the same pussy

They're eaten Chinese food or sumpten tsssss

I fuck children.

I just tipped the fbi off to this post. Good luck

Hi, this is the fbi, I'm with the kid fucking unit.

https://youtu.be/FKCmyiljKo0

Hey man, instead of watching the super bowl, why don't you smoke a super bowl - stop being a spectator in your life, start being a participant.

A super bowl of crystal

If it's DMT crystal... I'm in. Meth go fuck ya motha!

Let's be a part of instead of apart from :)

I get it, like butt sex

This sub is so fucking boring now

Have you not seen OJ Simpson's lawyer publically trolling Anthony?

How could I not see it? It’s on every single fucking post in here. Whenever Malcolm tweets something then it’s time to whip out our dicks and get the circle jerk going. He could tweet a picture of a sandwich he just ate and it would go straight to the front page.

I don't know what to tell you if you think that isn't an interesting turn of events

I'm wondering if a megathread should be made with all the Twitter bullshit.

Yeah but somehow it's still fucking boring.

Everyones acting giddy over it when nothing is fucking happening. That fucking nigger lawyer's twitter bothers me so much. In his description he has to mention hes a 5 time marathon finisher AND posts his personal record. Fucking cunt.

I have an issue with the mods deleting random posts

The Good: havent had a cigarette in 23 days now. I really think this time i made and ill be a non smoker.

 

The bad: Anthonys skin

 

the ugly: last sunday to monday morning i did 10 tabs of lsd did a bunch of xanax (ended about being 20mg from what's missing) and drank id guess 8-12 shots of jaeger. So far so fun. But Shit is about to get really really bad. at 8:30 am my 2 friends decide they just cant stay any longer because they have to go to work in 2 hours. but im in an alltime high mode having so much fun its coming out of my ears. im browsing the web a bit, shitposting and opening those lame online chats you visited when you were 12 which are still around apparently.

but that wasnt enough so at 1pm i decided to hop on the train to the next bigger town (20minute ride) and score some speed or coke. i arrive at the train station and it took me about 1 minute to find some lowlife there asking him if he had any speed. "no i dont but i do have heroin".

Never in my life i was 100% certain would there ever be a danger of me doing heroin.

"yea that sounds fine lets do it."

fucking benzos man they make you not give a fuck. i dont remember alot since then but i smoked the heroin smoke from a sheet metal thing and then i became really dizzy and tired i think. luckily i dont remember much only after about an hour i think i finallyl realized that i had to get the fuck of there and just left and went home and went to bed. suddenly it was wednesday i lost a whole complete day and i couldnt belive when someone told me its not tuesday but wednesday.

i think its a blessing that i cant really remember the heroin high but i do wonder how dangerous it was combining a huge amount of benzos with doing heroin for the first time

Christ. Stop before you kill yourself

yea I think i might.

I dont have any addiction problems but i just have no off switch once i started for the evening i just want to keep on going until there is no more way its possible

Just call into Jim Norton's advice show, he has some life-saving answers to your problems.

That's a tough one man. On the one Hand it sure would help getting advice from someone who had 2 winecoolers in the 80s that made him throw eggs at people but on the other Hand am i not sure if a comedian like jim Norton can connect with a civilian like me

I think the "no off switch" is the addiction you say you don't have. Hope you get better though. Good luck sir

I think the addiction I don't feel is the addiction I say I don't have

but hey at least you quit smoking

I can't even be bothered to drink the alcohol in my house. Get a hobby. Nobody who has shit to do would go to all that trouble to score drugs.

Smoking cigarettes is more harmful than smoking heroin... silver lining & all that, but I'd still say avoid the horse, it can be a bit more-ish.

What's the point of doing drugs without smoking. I imagine you're smoking when you're doing coke at least.

it's still fun. But i agree that cigarettes are fucking great with alcohol, speed or coke.

But it's just not worth it. It costs a bunch, is extremly unhealthy and the thought of really being addicted to something sucks hard.

so i reallly stayed strong and got drunk without having a cigarette. Haven't done coke yet w/o smoking but it gets easier by the day anyway. it will be a month soon without

next time snort dont smoke or shoot dat shit

To be honest now after 10 days I am more sad then glad that I don't remember the Heroin high.

it's dope, but it's not the greatest drug ever like people make it out to be

mix it with some coke and speed ball that shit

But that's my point. I most likely won't ever do it again. So it would have been nice to have remembered what Heroin - the high so many people ruin their lives for - actually feels like.

Life is long little buddy, I'm sure y'alls paths will cross again

That no decleemination

Make sure you submit to this weekends power rankings thread!

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7uzi2r/the_official_winter_2018_ropieandanthony_power/

Malcolm is firmly mediocre. He was okay at first, but come the fuck on with this now. His “Ant” joke didn’t seem like third grade shit to anyone else?

The only funny part was watching Ant flounder trying to beat the guy. And even that was a little sad. It’s like seeing a thirty five year old former champion try to hop in the ring with the young guys, except he’s losing to a fifty year old who never got a shot at the belt.

I think I just caught faggot from watching that halftime show

Sue didn't turn you?

We're all gay now after that shit

I didn't watch it, but I'm still a bit of a fag

I slept 3 hours in the past 2 days and am now sitting on the shitter about to take a shower and go to work. I took some of the same drugs that kept me from sleeping and am looking forward to the day. Nother day nother dollar what the heck do I know.

the sooner we get past this obsession with malcolm xx the better. this sub is drowning in his boring as fuck tweets.

It's the same three faggots posting his shitty twitter.

The roads are bad which means a long leisurely drive to the middle of nowhere today. I am not really worried about the weather, but I did just drop a soft bbq beef shit into the toilet, and getting caught out in the boonies and having to do it again has got me worried.

Bring a spackle bucket, I'm shitting on one as I type this.

That's a good idea.

Why is r/hapas so cancerous?

Saw angel heart recently... Not bad. Time to watch state of Grace next

Y'all got any hidden gem movies, as it were?

Dead man's shoes.

this sub has gone to absolute fucking shit

I've just pissed my pants and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Please, tell us about the good old days Paw Paw.

i had a lovely wank last night

Hay guys lets all start posting deep fake porn vids so we cam get some reddit approval from the mods.

Maybe Jim can write a book about how to lose weight with HIV.

So I just watched Cloverfield Paradox and I couldn't tell you the first thing about the hunk of shit. I thought there was supposed to be a monster in it?

I liked some of the paradoxical shit, handwritten note etc but a lot of the film sucked. 10 cloverfield lane was better.

It's 3:30AM and it looks like another sleepless night. The dexamphetamine is just barely holding out against the alcohol, I'm listening to music and feeling good in the moment but my life is a goddamn mess!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxETFLBXLhk

Man you should sleep a good 12 hours or so. Nothing good comes from sleep deprivation and drug psychosis, unless your Hunter S Thompson.

I know nothing good will come of it but it breaks up the monotony, bless you for your concern though honeybunch

I just bought a german designer leather lounge suite for a hundy bucks. The owners bought it for 3k six months ago but don't like the color. Goddamn I love these crazy assholes.

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