"The smallest, tiniest, most insignificant insect on the planet"

232  2018-02-04 by porsalin

94 comments

Anthony 100% wants to French kiss this lawyer guy's anus.

Those angry tweets are fooling no one, "Anth."

🐜h has found a new bbf (Brown Bald Fuck).

🐜+πŸ†=πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

Math genius here.

You could also write his name as 🐜hony πŸ’¦ia

πŸ‘‡πŸ€˜πŸ’ͺπŸ€™

haha i wonder what the soles of malcolm's feet smell like? just as a joke lol. A.

Based on that picture they're about to smell like shoe polish and Budweisers

Also soy sauce

ya know just cause you wanna talk about this shit

Delete this and give the ant the Maude hairdo!

The fact that he looks like the colored fella from Spartacus makes this even better.

The constant glorification of this unfunny zilch is possibly the sub's lowest point yet. You people must be desperate for material if a few shitty tweets from him constitute major happenings.

You know the show has been over for years right?

You know this sub wasn't even good until then right?

Fair enough

How can you not enjoy the fact OJ Simpsons lawyer has gone down the cumia rabbit hole in a matter of days and sussed him out entirely? It's pretty whacky!

Because he isn't funny and isn't inspiring a single other person here or anywhere to be funny. That's literally all I give a shit about when it comes to material on this sub. The mere idea of the situation seems to be enough for people here though. Standards be slippin

How about you PM me with a list of your top 27 comedic scenarios and me and the guys will get working on some bits for you. Sound good?

Nah just waiting for something actually interesting to happen sounds better. You don't need to spunk over mspaint every day or two.

Oh right, I seem to have come into contact with an entitled faggot. Keep whining babyboy.

That makes absolutely no sense in the context but lol you said the thing jim says so fuckin gold

It kind of does. You're coming across like it's the job of the sub to entertain you and cater to your exact comedic requirements. But sure, throw us another 'Opie sucks' post.

It kind of does.

Meaning it doesn't but sure, drag your scrotum across mspaint again and live for the validation of a sub full of degenerates.

You already made that joke. Try harder.

That would require undue effort and for there to actually be anything else of note about you. pass.

All it requires is for you to not be a non-contributing, humourless dullard and have the capacity to sway from that tired MS Paint line.

I've put up the entirety of TACS, Jim and Sam and The AA Show (which I still do), over a thousand O&A uploads and do my best to service any specific show or clip requests for anyone and everyone who asks. Nice work "contributing" your little pictures though.

You're a data entry bum who's investing hundreds of hours into something that Braun and CCRed are already doing much better for free.

lol, "you don't contribute!"

"actually I've contributed significantly more than you ever will"

"..uh...uh...other people are contributing other stuff so nyah!"

Stellar pivoting, sport, perhaps you can capture it in mspaint and really shake things up around here.

I just saw your post with the entire Jim and Sam archive. It got 8 upvotes and 10 comments. Nobody seems to care about all this effort bud.

I love that you're trying to act cool as a cucumber while you sweat and search my history for material. I've never cared about anyone on the internet enough to do that.

It gets worse. The entire AA show archive got 1 upvote and 1 comment. If a tree falls...

The current AA show folder doesn't even get shared publicly. People PM me their requests, sorry you're not part of the inner circle, sniff.

You mean except when you post them to the sub only for a total of two people to notice? You'd be better off yellinh the URL out your window.

That submission was automatically removed because mega links are censored on reddit you brain dead fuck, the only reason you see it at all is because you're furiously reviewing my history hoping to find a secret weapon to use against me so you can win an argument on the internet. How cringeworthy.

First off, mega links started getting shadowbanned in November. This post is 4 months old. But even so, don't act like your other posts are getting heat. You average 8-12 upvotes and the same in comments. You declared how invaluable you are to the sub as a contributor. You said that, not me. Turns out you don't have the numbers. This is Matarese level sad.

mega links were shadowbanned when I made that post, it's how I found out. And nobody said anything about anyone being invaluable, I said I've contributed more than you which is demonstrably true, although it's not something I'd ever touch on without you bringing up the subject for. "Try harder". Maybe if you keep raping my history for long enough you'll find what you're desperately looking for.

Pleading in italics doesn't make what you claim true. Various reddit threads confirm the Mega links shadowbanning happened in November. Stop trying to wriggle out of it. And you're the one who bragged to have contributed more than me. I could give a fuck personally but you seemed pretty intent on proving how integral you are to this place. You seem to think the amount of time you waste equates directly to some sort of contribution value. The fact remains your link submissions are very poorly received and now you're trying to wriggle free.

There's zero I've lied about. Desperate tactics to win internet arguments are obviously your department. Research me more, victory could be yours!

I'm not trying to win bud. You made a bizarre and cringey claim that you contributed to the sub more than me unprovoked. You were literally bragging about how integral you are to the sub. And when I point out these archive post of yours get Opie-level interaction, you fill up with oestrogen and get all defensive. I could give a fuck about my posts here. A lot of them are dumb gifs that make me laugh and take about an hour at most to do. I was mocking you for being an unfunny nay-saying faggot with your "this sub is turning to shit" hot takes. Your response was some weird pissing contest of how important you are to a subreddit. If I were you I would honestly deactivate my account. You sound really gay and really dumb right now.

You're very passionate about all this. Sorry your oppo research didn't bear fruit.

You mean the oppo research that proved your posts get seen by nobody and interacted with by a handful of people at best AND that you were lying about your AA post being shadowbanned?

Yup. Didn't really bear fruit, that...

holy shit dude are you still pinning your hopes on me lying about a post being shadowbanned? I could post a screen of all the PM requests for my links but you'd probably claim that's a lie too, plus then I'd be almost as much of an emotional must-win faggot as you.

Ok I have one final question for you. Given that every single one of your posts submitted to r/opieandanthony totalled just 480 upvotes over the last year, do you stand by your claim that you are a significant contributor?

Ok I have one final question for you. Given that every single one of your posts submitted to r/opieandanthony totalled just 480 upvotes over the last year, do you stand by your claim that you are a significant contributor?

Quoting just so you don't delete that out of completely justified embarrassment. You research the fuck out of people who hurt your feelings on the internet and count their upvotes because those matter. That stands on its own, I don't even need to pass comment. Except "fucking wow".

Why would I delete it? You made cringey claims about how big you are on the sub. I did the smart thing and check whether what you said was a big hunk of shit or not. Turns out it was. And if you're going to start boasting about how you're a "significantly bigger contributor" than me, of course your upvotes matter. They reflect your value to people as far as offering content goes. You're wrapped in a gay web of lies and delusion and your only comeback is that I did some reading up on you. I'm sorry if what I discovered made you look like a lying delusional retard but that's the way she goes bud. Way she goes.

Well you took your own words to heart, you are definitely trying hard.

What you're saying are just empty platitudes. The difference here is that I used exactly what you bragged about ("I'm a significant contributor") and demonstrated how you were either full of shit, delusional or just a dumb person (only 480 upvotes in 1 year). I don't think I'm a significant contributor nor do I take my presence on this sub at all seriously. I certainly don't try and win arguments by bragging at how I'm a bigger deal then them. You honestly look like a total fool right now. You're done, bud.

"I'm a significant contributor"

Never said it.

You fanatically investigate people who outsmart you on the internet and care about upvotes like they actually mean something. "Total fool" would be the most polite way to describe what an utterly cringeworthy cunt you are.

Why you lyin?

"I've put up the entirety of TACS, Jim and Sam and The AA Show (which I still do), over a thousand O&A uploads and do my best to service any specific show or clip requests for anyone and everyone who asks."

"actually I've contributed significantly more than you ever will"

Yeah, I've inarguably contributed more than you. I would never describe myself as a "significant" anything. Except "...embarrasser of you", if this interminable conversation is anything to go by.

"Yeah, I've inarguably contributed more than you."

To who? 12 people who commented on your post? Literally nobody wants AA Show/TACS audio whilst Braun and CCRed both have the OnA sewn up with the tefft stream and CCRed's archives. As for J&S there's about 4 youtubers who post that shit every day. Nobody needs what you are offering and the numbers prove that. For you to have made a notable contribution, people have to want what it is you're giving them. I could post pictures of my shit to the sub every day for a year and call myself a big contributor.

Not that I give a shit how I'm received here but strictly to put your bizarre claims into practice, let's talk contribution. In the last year you managed 480 upvotes for posts you've submitted to OnA. I managed 7,844. I had one post (a dumb gif) get 674 alone. I'm not at all bragging as the only reason I post anything is because I find it funny. It's mostly gay shit like my 100% Italian stuff or these dumb gifs. But luckily, I've had it pretty good and a lot of people seem to enjoy most of it. But it's you who's turning this into some sort of competition. It's you who keeps claiming you're the bigger contributor. I am astounded at the lack of self awareness in you right now and I'm almost convinced you're trolling me.

It's mostly gay shit like my 100% Italian stuff

Oh fuck you're that guy. You're right, it's gay shit and so are you. Would it make you happy if I say you win? You have almost as many upvotes as paragraphs rambling away at me. You are clearly the bestest of all time at reddit. Fucking hell.

It was a demonstrative point you dumb fuck. I'm not the one bragging or making assertive statements like saying how you am a bigger contributor than me. You have a weird habit of poking fun at me for behaviour you exhibited in the previous comment. It's very strange. But sure, do the whole "I don't care about the argument but it's cute that you do" shit that Norton does. The joy I feel knowing you've wasted hours of your life uploading shows for 4 people is enough to make me a very happy boy.

I don't care about attention, uploads or adulation. On pure numbers I have contributed far more than you, as a fact. It's not a brag or boast, it's a completely normal response to being called "non-contributing". You care about winning nothing arguments to the point you'll spend hours investigating strangers' history and think upvotes are the benchmark of how good a person you are. We are not alike but if you need to believe we're somehow equal in faggotry to make yourself feel better about the time and effort you've just utterly wasted, plow right on sir.

"I don't care about attention, upvotes or adulation."

Yes you do. You came right out of the gates bragging:

"I've put up the entirety of TACS, Jim and Sam and The AA Show (which I still do), over a thousand O&A uploads..."

And

"actually I've contributed significantly more than you ever will"

I don't care about winning arguments. You're a delusional fool with no self awareness and I called you on your shit. You're trying very hard to deflect and wriggle free but I aint falling for it buddy boy. You bragged about your accomplishments thinking nobody would look into your horseshit and it turns out you're not this revered braunheiser-style sub guy. You're just some faggot with audacity and a lot of free time. This aint a choose your own story book. Quit deflecting and admit you fucked up and got caught.

I don't care about winning arguments.

Funniest thing you've ever put on this sub.

This is boring me now

It seems to have escaped your attention I got there fucking ages ago.

You really are the manifestation of a circular argument

And you're a tiresome cunt who lives for affirmation via internet strangers. We finally done?

Go upload another AA show for 3 people faggot

lol I'll take that as a yes. with tears

The 100% Italian Pawdcast is better than anything your entire family has accomplished combined.

"Yeah, I've inarguably contributed more than you."

This might be the gayest shit I've stumbled on in some time. u/age_of_cage - you're getting bodied.

We're going in circles. This is basically what's happening right now.

"This lawyer is unfunny. The sub's gone to shit"

"Actually there's elements of the lawyer story that's pretty funny in context..."

"Go spunk over MS Paint!"

"Nobody's here strictly to entertain you..."

"MS Paint!!!"

"You said that already. Contribute something funny"

"I post thousands of AA Show, Jim and Sam - EVERYTHING! I contribute MORE THAN YOU to the subreddit!"

"Well nobody's upvoting or commenting on your posts..."

"They're all SHADOWBANNED"

"I don't think that's correct..."

"You researched me HAHAHA"

"Yeah well I was just checking when you said..."

"You want to win SO BADLY"

"Wait, you only have 480 upvotes in a whole year?"

"Upvotes don't matter! You're researching me! Embarrassing!"

"No it's just that you said you're a significant..."

"No I didn't!"

"Yes, you did right here..."

"UPVOTES DONT MATTER! I've inarguably contributed more than you. End of story!"

Who's this faggot and why is he bragging about posting AA show audio? Nobody wants that shit, faggot.

Quite a few do, as it turns out. I don't really get it either.

It's funny how much dirt he discovered about cumio in a matter of days, all the retards that used to do the show can't figure any of the shit out for decades

And it’s not even really true that an ant is insignificant. The mass of all ants on earth is more than the mass of all humans... ants can also carry significantly more than their own body weight. Most of the humans in this sub can barely even carry their own body weight around.

We find Chip funny, what the fuck do you expect?

Or at least used to. The podcast hasn’t been good since the live show.

Calm your tits

porsalin wishes he had your wit and brevity

Relax buddy

Write me another dozen essays about how much you don't care

Dick not big enough to piss Tony off 5/10

Poor Tranth, taking L's left and right.

Why did you make him shirtless for this?

I like to beat off to my own drawings

Haha you daft cunt

Remember when this sub was funny?

Guess you m forgot to laugh

I've never laughed a day in my life. It's all the same to me.

Remember when you didnt have HIV?

Fawkin porsalin killin it in here for us

It's good to see the guy from the original UFC logo is still getting work.

Connor made UFC

United Fighting Conors?

Lmao

Should've put Velcro hair on the ant

I'd rather be a torpid sloth.

That would be the banana-fly.

When you get time read this transcript back. It doesn't flatter you.

Interesting him comparing anthony to a "pest"

That would require undue effort and for there to actually be anything else of note about you. pass.

I love that you're trying to act cool as a cucumber while you sweat and search my history for material. I've never cared about anyone on the internet enough to do that.

It gets worse. The entire AA show archive got 1 upvote and 1 comment. If a tree falls...