And the fact that now this sub can call him 🐜 and it will enrage him, and then his real life friends will call him Ant and he’ll be constantly reminded.
Ants are not insignificant, they are a massive part of the world's ecosystem. One could argue they have greater dominance of the planet than humans (they don't, but they certainly have a larger population).
I love that this exists, but those were not Malcolm's best hits. There were even better tweets than those. The man knew what he was getting into, never slowed down and kept his composure throughout.
It's like watching Jordan Peterson v. Cathy Newman all over again.
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1 jackpower76 2018-02-04
This negros alright
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-02-04
Although, the line about ant being an insect is cringey and corny.
Otherwise, great work.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-04
Nah, just knowing how enraged the tweet inevitability left ant when he read it, supersedes any concerns about the sharpness of the wit
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-02-04
Fair..... Fair
1 VisualizedSuccess 2018-02-04
And the fact that now this sub can call him 🐜 and it will enrage him, and then his real life friends will call him Ant and he’ll be constantly reminded.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-04
How does one do the ant emoji?
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2018-02-04
🐜
1 Anarox 2018-02-04
🐜+🍻=🛂-🔫
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-02-04
🐜➕☻= 😅
1 passwordsRoppressive 2018-02-04
✡✡✡✖✖✖
1 JohnQNo1 2018-02-04
🔫=❓
1 juschippinyababe 2018-02-04
it's a gun
1 juschippinyababe 2018-02-04
This is up there with the funniest posts I've seen here. Doin god work son.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2018-02-04
🕷 tss I’m spinning a web of lies or sumthin
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-02-04
You're too much
1 passwordsRoppressive 2018-02-04
👇🤘💪🤙
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-02-04
you can't pay for shit this good
1 finerd 2018-02-04
He’s quite full of shit, though. Sirius wouldn’t go under if Howard was fired.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-04
I dont.
1 MarioPennington 2018-02-04
These 5 tweets are better than anything Compound's put out in a year
1 SGFTI 2018-02-04
I dunno, Artie's busted nose picture was pretty good.
1 SGFTI 2018-02-04
Ants are not insignificant, they are a massive part of the world's ecosystem. One could argue they have greater dominance of the planet than humans (they don't, but they certainly have a larger population).
1 WindiPaper 2018-02-04
Tss what bout unkles?
1 medicmarch 2018-02-04
Jesus, Chip.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-02-04
Tss yeah ow this crown o thorns or sumpthin
1 Dagidugidai 2018-02-04
I love you this much, or something, hhhhhhhhmm, god damnit my arms are tired.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-02-04
dolphin laugh No.. no Chip. He means ants, like insects...not peoples aunts dolphin laugh
1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-04
Yeah I saw that episode of X-Files too.
"Gee whiz, who'd'a'thunk??"
1 edgars_teeth 2018-02-04
Sure, but Anths not so much.
1 commissarjb 2018-02-04
You could argue that the larger the population, the more insignificant a single one is. Either way, I'm not going to pick apart twitter trash talk.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-02-04
🐜
1 Yaseetheo 2018-02-04
Is that Anthony or the young boy he bought the iPad for?
1 Senators86 2018-02-04
This guy has utterly destroyed Ant.
1 ptb4life 2018-02-04
Why is he so obsessed with Howard Stern, though? Stern is the worst
1 enzo_trash 2018-02-04
because Ant will always be in stern's shadow
the lawyer is fucking with him
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-04
I love that this exists, but those were not Malcolm's best hits. There were even better tweets than those.
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-04
I love that this exists, but those were not Malcolm's best hits. There were even better tweets than those. The man knew what he was getting into, never slowed down and kept his composure throughout.
It's like watching Jordan Peterson v. Cathy Newman all over again.
1 xSoVi3tx 2018-02-04
Give this man a show on SiriusXM
1 WindiPaper 2018-02-04
Tss what bout unkles?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-04
Yeah I saw that episode of X-Files too.
"Gee whiz, who'd'a'thunk??"
1 edgars_teeth 2018-02-04
Sure, but Anths not so much.
1 commissarjb 2018-02-04
You could argue that the larger the population, the more insignificant a single one is. Either way, I'm not going to pick apart twitter trash talk.