I don't know about you guys but something about this past week has made me rethink the OJ murder trial.

10  2018-02-04 by ArkL

I think Juice really didn't do it. I think Nicole "Butterfingers" Brown Simpson fell while holding a knife and managed to saw almost completely through her neck on the way down.

6 comments

1  NumeroOtto 2018-02-04

bitches be clumsy

1  ArkL 2018-02-04

Her naturally slippery grip could have been improved if she had been wearing something like a popular brand of glove at the time.

1  SamRobertsSucks 2018-02-04

Oh, don’t be silly. OJ savagely murdered those two fornicators, and rightly so. OJ & Nicole were still married under the laws of God. Who’s the State to sanction adultery? Jehovah recognizes no divorce. Any husband who sees a gold man moving in on his property has the right to stand his ground. She never took a hit, never scored a touchdown, but she got half his money? And then some Jew was worming his way into stealing half of what she had already stolen? So the gold man would have 25% of what O.J. earned? And they wonder why everyone hates them.

1  3stepsbackward 2018-02-04

I'm actually starting to think the Cumias did it and tried to frame poor OJ.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-02-04

Yep, another case solved.

1  ArkL 2018-02-04

Her naturally slippery grip could have been improved if she had been wearing something like a popular brand of glove at the time.