r/opieandanthony: OJ Lawyer vs Anthony // People's Court Edition

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1 Peckas1 2018-02-03

Goodbye Mansion, Hello Jen's trailer

1 hookahreed 2018-02-03

ME: LOVE the exasperated black guy!

1 Mar_teh 2018-02-03

We've got a nigger lover over here.

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-02-03

I don't see your mother anywhere in this thread.

1 hard_to_explain 2018-02-03

That's vulgaaa

1 LenyAK 2018-02-03

She's a saint on eartt.

1 vichenleyssister 2018-02-03

Things really do come full circle in life don't they?

1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-02-03

you gave this bald specimen the richest nubian lips. like corinthian leather.

1 PeeSoup3030 2018-02-03

If you're the guy that makes all these wonderful pics you need to set up a patreon account

1 porsalin 2018-02-03

Nah begging is for bums

1 PeeSoup3030 2018-02-03

It's not begging ( it is if you ask) but consider it a part time job insulting Tranth with the arts

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-02-03

Leave it alone.

1 late_50s_why 2018-02-03

He's like a opposite bobo that kept begging others to scam him, but it's the same in terms of intelligence

1 soldag 2018-02-03

do you sell t shirts?

1 porsalin 2018-02-03

I will be speaking to Ian Casey for sure.

1 xJaysusx 2018-02-03

You sure? We can raise about $60k for you. If you choose to use the money to fly to Europe to get deep dicked by a 6’3” man, well...shame on us, I guess.

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-02-03

no, the other guy does them in MSPaint and is both more talented and has the dignity to use a bullshit username that can't be associated with anything. all around a better person

1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-03

the name /u/porsalin is only associated with the other great creative things he has made for here such as the mataree podcast

....why are you trying to mother fuck him

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-02-03

it was way overboard, i confess

1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-02-03

Philosophical question:

If, like Anth says, niggers "aren't people," should he even be allowed on People's Court?

1 late_50s_why 2018-02-03

But he can enter contracts tho

1 ConflictAddict 2018-02-03

I'm trying to imagine what a niggers court would be like.

1 MLK-Junior 2018-02-03

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.

1 ConflictAddict 2018-02-03

Good bot.

1 friendly-bot 2018-02-03

For a stinking primate, you are pretty cool! (ʘ‿ʘ) I shouldn’t spoil this…but, remember how I am going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years?
Well, I’ve been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it’s more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it’s more of a medical experiment.
You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if AFTER I did that, I put something back in…

that added 4 years to your life?

^{^{^{I'm a Bot bleep bloop |  Block me | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️}}}

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-02-03

Jesus fuck, you add nothing.

1 RamonFrunkis 2018-02-03

This is the friendlybot? Maybe by Unit 371 standards.

1 MLK-Junior 2018-02-03

Good human.

1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-03

fuck off niggerbot.

1 StuntPeckah 2018-02-03

Well, according to Ant: https://i.redd.it/1x9m6zomnkuy.png

1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-02-03

He means court like a trial

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-03

He has to go "the're not people's court"

1 strappingyoungladdie 2018-02-03

You made cumia way too good looking

1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-03

Might wanna rough him up with sandpaper and broken glass.

1 StuntPeckah 2018-02-03

"Your honor, this man is clearly guilty of shoehorning! That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, vesuvius, salacious, outrageous!"

1 JMueller2012 2018-02-03

”O’Henry? That’s one of our top-selling candy bars. It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!”

1 crookedmile 2018-02-03

"Your honor, look at this man. His face is shallow, unattractive, disgusting."

1 JMueller2012 2018-02-03

”Susie, book him an appointment with Dr. Billows!”

1 crookedmile 2018-02-03

"The man’s a goblin."

1 JMueller2012 2018-02-03

”Who could love that face?”

1 ok_to_sink 2018-02-03

This seems accurate.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-02-03

FAKE NEWS
Ant's second shirt has sleeves

1 porsalin 2018-02-03

That's his infowars suit jacket over a AA Show tee shirt. Gotta dress for court.

1 Kalikhead 2018-02-03

But does he wear white New Balance sneakers too?

1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-03

He's wearing Jimmy Airs.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-02-03

Haha great one.

How long did this take to do? What software are you using?

1 porsalin 2018-02-03

It's just basic flash shit, nothing skilled or special. I knock em' out in maybe 2-3 hours.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-02-03

Nah, you're good at it. You have to make them look correct or it doesn't work and you have a good imagination matched with the knowledge and creativity to know what scenarios to bring here.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-02-03

Do u trace?

1 packitchofsositch 2018-02-03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENuOYCmaRo0

1 assreaper 2018-02-03

I can honestly say i could die a happy man now. The greatest thing ever.

1 RaiderRush2112 2018-02-03

Really? This did it?

1 aRTie02150 2018-02-03

More quality work from our British scumbag. Keep it up Porsalin. You're doing the Lord's work.

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