Pete Davidson is a bottom. What a fucking pussy.

19  2018-02-02 by Phkna1

74 comments

I didn't know he dated the teenage tranny from that reality show. He must be Anthony's idol.

She's a very pretty girl except for that Bruce Wayne chin.

She's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

Mental health is just code for "I am a self involved dick" isn't it? I don't buy it.

code for "I am a self involved dick"

Nowadays mostly. Pretty much anyone can be ascribed a label from the DSM. People with genuine severe mental issues aren't usually proud (if aware), & usually only talk about it with retrospective clarity at a later date.

I don't buy-it from this phoney... the only label some people need is 'asshole'.

facts. they have shit like world mental health day to jerk each other off about being depressed while completely distancing themselves from the legit crazy people - the homeless people who think they're jesus types.

I'm going to steal this and pass it off as my own well thought out opinion at the very first opportunity.

np :)

BPD is a diagnosis for pain in the ass girls

true that, and many of them are self diagnosed to excuse their shitty treatment of other people.

you wanna know real crazy? try dating a paranoid schizophrenic. did that for a few month and never again. i'm lucky i walked away with my dick still attached.

Lol :-(

well tbh she decided that her medication was an attempt at mind control, which, in a sense, it was. she was pretty level when on her meds, but off them was a nightmare.

i will admit she was a better screw off meds, but it was like playing crazy cunt russian roulette

/u/bams_seed, who you're replying to, sometimes posts here about being out of schizo meds and having to worry about NWO assassins coming for her and shit.

Now I'm hearing that trannys are all crazy too. Why god? Why can't a guy just shove his dick into someone who doesn't look like his dad without getting stabbed while he sleeps?

lol im gonna run out of meds before my next drs appointment :-/

I'll paypal you money in return for bespoke O&A-themed porn videos.

no plugging of rich vos tour dates

Maybe then we'll finally get those feet photos.

If she was underage I am calling out your sock puppet, Cumia.

Dated one off and on for several years. Had to get an echocardiogram when we first started dating because of the stress that girl put me through. Had to call it off when she threatened to call the cops and fabricate a story about me putting hands on her. Why’d I hang in there so long? She was hot and the sex was mind blowing. Thank Allah I never knocked her up.

Ick. What kind of spineless pussy posts his relationship garbage on twitter?

Well played.

Eww, he wears shoes inside his house.

You guys serious. She's a fucking 10 dating a shrek faced nobody. He has every right to be upset losing that.

every right to be upset losing that.

He should've expected it, 'cus he's a dick.

this nigga is on snl. he can get any piece of puss he wants.

Not with his beanpole frame, wigger deamenor, and naked neediness.

I wonder if Pete would still be this way if he hadn't lost his father?

He lost his father? How?

firepole accident. It was a bad one.

Right up the poop chute.

He wouldn't be famous if he hadn't lost his father.

I hope he gets murdered by some manic depressive gook

Like the guy on the Canadian bus that got his head chopped off?

The head chopper is a free man now :)

Allowed to change his name and secretly move into a community, be off his meds as he freely chooses, and have no supervision. BUT DON'T MAKE ANY RACIST OR SEXIST JOKES IN CANADA OR WE'LL LOCK YOU UP!

Awesome! Glad I live literally the furthest from Canada as I physically can in the good ol' US of A where we execute our murderous scumbags.

Are you under the impression that Mexico has fewer psychopaths than Canada? I mean, yeah Canada is going down the path of dystopian liberalism but Mexico has at least five private armies of murderers that would put al qaeda to shame. I saw a video of a cartel slowly cutting a guys face off and then going to his parent's doorstep to taunt them while wearing their son's face skin.

Ancient dishwashers

Mexican girls are hot though (pre-26).

Also, at least the Cartels use some form of barbaric eye for an eye logic, unlike dystopian liberal Canadia.

The jew has been defeated before, he can be defeated again.

PECKAHS

But $10 is like a billion pesos.

Might need to build that wall yourself if you don't want it made out of snitch corpses and avocado pits.

Texas? Y'all do it right.

Something like that.

Canada is a pissy country. We would kill that fucking head chopper here...or at least Texas would.

I just read this story, and I find it hard to believe that on such a controversial story on such a mainstream site, there are ZERO comments or discussion.

I call shenanigans.

Global news is a smallish, centerist(ish) new source compared to outlets like the CBC or SUN. I just pulled the first article and linked it, but if I linked the CBC (state-run huffington post) or SUN (FOX-lite) I'm sure you'd find nothing but outrage on either site.

Why do you care so much about this?

I don't?

No, I am just joshing you. Calm down. You seem like a reasonable individual.

I meant there are zero comments on the actual article on that particular website, which I thought was bullshit.

And I simply explained why that might be from the perspective of a Canadian who's familiar with the source. So you fucking calm down or I'll kill everyone you love.

How is Canada?

I get a retarded amount of Canadian snowbirds/tourists where I live, and they all seem like dummies. I've made drinking buddies with a couple, but for the most part they seem too nice and I want to rob them.

The guy partial ate the dude afterward too. What the fuck

You gotta live it.

She is Larry David's daughter, maybe dating her opens up some doors. shinkleboutit.

Because jews did wtc?

Not all jews did 9/11 you conspiratard. Slander like this should be illegal. It was mostly just Israeli intelligence assets and Pete Davidson's dad.

History would have thanked them if they had gotten to Pete Davidson's dad only a few short years earlier and prevented the Fagaculate Conception.

I see what you're trying to do but it just doesn't work. Needs to roll off the tongue smoother like Sue's peckah.

I am a hopeless fucking civilian. I will never make it to the Cellar table.

how the fuck is this fag 2 years older than me? he acts like a kid in middle school. i guess money really gets to your head.

I probably would have made an utter embarrassment of myself with some emo shit like Pete if I was famous at 21. Nowadays youngsters like you have the benefit of places like this sub to make sure you remember that nobody fucking matters and nobody fucking cares.

He's four years younger than me and I hope he subscribes to "Hit By Train Weekly".

The best thing that ever happened to this nigga was his dad dying.

Best thing that happened to his dad too.

Bitch looks like Aaron Paul in drag.

That is the face of a woman who is clearly being satisfied sexually...

And the face of a man which Hitler tried to warn us about.

I mean she is clearly really really hot, but that pic just looks like a 20 year old Larry David with a black wig, ewwwww

Pretty pretty pretty good.

Fuck this salmon-lipped faggot.

Dude is trying to treat his bipolar with Marijuana, what a fucking idiot

Jesus Christ man shut up and don't talk about about your feelings like a man

Borderline people are autistic-child-with-enabling-parents level hateable

I probably would have made an utter embarrassment of myself with some emo shit like Pete if I was famous at 21. Nowadays youngsters like you have the benefit of places like this sub to make sure you remember that nobody fucking matters and nobody fucking cares.

She's a very pretty girl except for that Bruce Wayne chin.

He's four years younger than me and I hope he subscribes to "Hit By Train Weekly".