In a few short days OJ Simpson's attorney Malcolm LaVergne has given all of us more laughs, entertainment and insights than Sam Roberts ever has. And OJ's lawyer is also better looking than Sam. While Sam watches marathons of WWE Raw, OJ's lawyer runs actual marathons.

This morning new Opie is babbling about the Staten Island groundhog and is very upset that Tom Brady and his son have a healthy relationship. Opie Roberts stinks.

TLDR: SXM Should Fire Sam Roberts and Hire OJ's Lawyer.