He even points out Ant's bad production. This guy is our savior.

309  2018-02-02 by RBuddCumia

128 comments

I'll give him this... he isn't above throwing some online dukes.

I am so conflicted

Get on the Lavergne train or get run the fuck over

It's what they do.

I mean he represents OJ, so he's not really above much...

(Says I, the lawyer)

No, Anthony is a drunk pedophile vampire. Artie Lange is the junkie. Get your facts right, nigger!

Give him time. There's a lot to learn.

He's definitely towards the right side of the bell curve.

Anthony is accustomed to the other guy backing down already

Nobody backs down from a 5'4 high school dropout. He blocks the people he argues with so Fred From Brooklyn can't see his hero besmirched.

Is Fred from Brooklyn's entire identity based around being friends with Anthony?

Well, he's also from Brooklyn.

And, his name is Fred. Seems like a solid identity basis to me. I bet he introduces himself like "Hi. I'm Anthony's friend from Brooklyn, Fred."

He's survived three heart attacks which is something I guess.

And 9 fat guy rotten diabetic toe removals.

  • diabetic toe removals

killer band name

Does he really only have one toe left? And if so which toe?

I don't know the exact number he has left, but there was a photo posted of him recently wearing those embarrassing touristy water shoes with toes to try and fool people into thinking he has all of them. You know it's a constant struggle to keep his balance.

Tranthony is 5'9

5'8" according to his arrest report.

I hate you for not going with that Anthony/Mike Tyson picture we all know and love.

Tranth is truthfully probably 5'6 as is Sam. Jimmy is 5'4

Untrue. They measured full of shit intern rob's height as 5'5 and a half, who the boys noted was noticeably shorter than jimmy

The boys also said ant was a ladies man and opie was a tough guy. They posted a photo of shirtless Rob and Vos the other day. He's about Vos's height and Jim is noticeably shorter than Vos.

Aparently this man represents OJ and Reality

he knows.

a poker player doesn't show his hand until showdown.

Mr Lavergne seems well versed in the art of war

“By holding out baits, he keeps him on march. Then, with a body of picked men, he lies in weight for him.”

It's been sent to him numerous times.

I was there

Has he seen brojo's people's court appearance ? Curious to hear his professional opinion on how Joe conducted his testimony under oath

I gots me a man crush for Malcolm

I'm so happy that there's a professional civilian who's ready and willing to fight for the regular Joes.

Ehh do as I say not as I do, what the heck do I know

Eh, but what da hell do we know?

we should invite him on this sub and make him honorary moderator to show respect

A lawyer and a mod, true faggotry achieved

Tranth will never win. A lawyer is part researcher part salesman. He will dig up tons of shit on Ant then feed it to him with gusto

Luckily Ant has no skeletons in his closet

You're right. He ground up the bones of any teen that disobeyed him and mixed it in with potting soil

He had to call Big A for help with that one. Big A is an expert at grinding Englishman bones to make bread.

Easy. You're going to give half this sub PTSD.

"Fee Fi Fo Fum. I suh-smell the blood of an Englis-is-ish-man

Yep. The joke is on him.

So is the tranny cum

He doesn’t, they’re lying in his front yard.

I don't know, that chick was pretty thin.

He should be able to win, old Ant probably would’ve been at least able to hold his own against him. Most attorney’s usually can’t match the wit of a professional comedian, even though Anthony isn’t really a comedian he still should be able to come up with better responses but his in 2018 Ant has a pickled brain.

Tranth will never win. A lawyer is part researcher part salesman.

Haha I confirm. Don't forget the part that loves to argue.

That's the salesman. You make a jury like you regardless of your client

‘Dats a man act

He's gonna slip into top 10 in power rankings

I'm going to charge in victoriously. M.

I would agree, but his skin tone suggests that I shouldn't.

He speaks white though.

He looks like some kind of racial conglomeration. There’s probably some good in him.

And here the other day someone was saying that nothing interesting was going on in the O and A universe. Now we got some entertainment. If I could have these tweets read to me on my morning commute rather than listen to dreck I’d be happy.

It was a rough 3 or 4 weeks but I'm glad the ship has been steered in the right direction sniff

Has Anthony yet attacked his amount of Twitter followers, obviously the only currency to determine worth and relevancy?

I love how this ambulance chaser won't let up.

Hahahahah. No wonder OJ hired him.

What's with the M at the end of the tweet? Did he see delicious food or something?

It makes him seem cool detached

He's tagging the post with his name. I don't know why people do that dumb shit on social media. Your fucking name is already on the post. T.

Some public figures have others post for them so on the posts they themselves tweet they put a "signature". It's dumb as shit so yes you are correct.

I did get a good laugh when Obama would tag his tweets with BO. What am I five?

LOL yeah those were funny.

I love that Florentine asks that question at someone talking about a movie or something happening in pop culture. Yet he's wearing 30 yr old band shirts and makes prank phone calls.

Because knowing the name of a pop singer as an adult is weird but making prank calls as a puppet is totally acceptable.

LOL

This guy is hysterical. Maybe he can rep Chris in his murder and petty theft trial.

I'm all in with the Verg. OJ DINDU NOTHIN!

Getting his NFL pension, turning his life around.

This guy is somehow going to be responsible for Ant's next Twitter ban. The Cumias don't know how to quit when they're behind.

Anthony needs to stay the fuck off of Twitter anyway. Twitter has been worse for Anthony than alcohol.

I love it, Anthony disgracing himself on twitter is the only entertainment he has to offer these days. Also I see a lot of people saying Twitter ruined Ants career but that’s like blaming gun violence on the guns & not the people. Twitter didn’t do anything to ruin his career it’s more like Anthony choose to ruin his using twitter.

Does he know how Anthony fired that old retarded Mc Donalds worker

Good ol' Leonard.

Tell him to behave!

M

If we could get this guys expert legal opinion on the sue lightning case...just sayin

This guy’s great.

As a junkie addict loser, I resent Ant being put in the same category as me.

Yea he has millions with a m

I really do hope that this attorney browses this sub. He has so much material here.

Some kind person should help the guy out and post a link. I would, but I don't have twitter.

This is black on black crime. Ain’t nobody got time for all that.

He's actually whiter than Anthony. More than genetically.

This is the first time in history I've regretted being blocked from Ant's twitter

View it signed out or incognito mode.

Just create a dummy account

Every Twitter this guy has is a Dummy account.

...we'll be right back.

Cringe

[douche-chills]

Are we sure this guy isn't one of us? He really does his homework.

He's got a team of crack paralegals sifting through years worth of reddit posts and transcribed O&A clips.

I bet Anthony DOESNT bring this shit up on AA Show.

In that case I bet Artie shows up on time sober!

He never addressed the 'Ant vs Reddit' or 'Ant vs SaiyanZ' on his show. Stuff I'd like to hear him talk about.

Who is this guy and why is Ant harassing him?

OJ's lawyer.

At first I was Anthony's side but this scumbag lawyer has really won me over.

Cool, so now Ant can sue this racially ambiguous ambulance chaser for slander.

So has Anthony slept at all in the last...72 hours? And when was he last sober?

1996.

Was expecting this to be a Rich Vos plug

Malcolm rules

Based Mulatto

Malcolm in the middle... of Ant's rectum.

And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survivEee

Uhm, can't this idiot get sued for calling someone a junkie repeatedly even easier than he can sue Anthony for making fun of a law suit?

If he's calling Anthony a junkie yes but it's public knowledge that Artie is a junkie.

He replied to Anthony, @mentioned only him and said he's a junkie multiple times so I'd say this dummy is not any better, but I'm sure he's enjoying some Twitter activity after years of getting no attention.

Well, Your Honor, as you can clearly see in People's Exhibit 517-A, the defendant clearly only @ mentioned the victim.

Wow you and Anthony went to the same law school

Maybe a few decades apart.

Shows you how far Anthony has fell from his former self, he’s comedic radio host who was known for quick wit & bitting humor & now he’s getting owned by attorney on twitter.

It's amazing how fast you get exposed when you aren't in control of the volume of the phone.

I'm frothing at the mouth. I just want to attack someone new. I don't care if I'll be "defending Ant". This isn't about taking sides; it's about the smell of napalm in the morning. It's cock-pic time.

Two nigs nigging at eachother

Wow, this is like the east side vs west side drama those fruits put on in the 90's.

There go his chances of getting an invite to one of those legendary compound parties.

Wish he’d say something about the terrible green screen

I vote Malcolm for new sub moderator.

Ya don't mess with those educated blacks. They'll get ya...

But that's what I love ant for

I love this fucking dude.

I say we kick Killahun to the curb like a toddler flying out of a Jeep and make Malcolm our official Negro.

Can someone give a quick breakdown with highlights about what started and got us to this point?

Anthony is a drunk that is on twitter.

Anthony said something about how Fred Goldman should use "alternative methods" to make sure OJ pays him the money he owes. Then this guy popped in and threatened to sue Anthony for that statement.

Oh god wouldn’t that be hilarious, it all comes back around to OJ

What the fuck did I miss? This guy is great.

Ant's really been getting on my nerves, it's not even funny anymore. Faggot drunkard.

I really don't get why this is entertaining. Both are fucking losers.

And 9 fat guy rotten diabetic toe removals.

OJ's lawyer.

In that case I bet Artie shows up on time sober!

I love it, Anthony disgracing himself on twitter is the only entertainment he has to offer these days. Also I see a lot of people saying Twitter ruined Ants career but that’s like blaming gun violence on the guns & not the people. Twitter didn’t do anything to ruin his career it’s more like Anthony choose to ruin his using twitter.

That's the salesman. You make a jury like you regardless of your client

“By holding out baits, he keeps him on march. Then, with a body of picked men, he lies in weight for him.”