I won't play your games. But the long island crew needs to have their genitals removed and fed to wolves

On one hand, the Compound Fags might have a few sexy trannies on hand. On the other hand, Opie will have his succulent tits on display. This choice is too hard; either way, you're likely to have some sad, bloated, old sack of shit asking to suck your dick in the middle of the game.

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are Opie’s in laws really from Mayfair? that’s really close to where I used to live. To think I could’ve run into the Philly crew a few times and not even realized it.

Initially I was going to go with the Long Island Talentless Mafia, but then I realized if I wore a Billabong T-shirt and brought a skateboard to Philly, I'd have even odds at fucking Opie's wife. I'm going with the Philly crew on this one.

Only if Father Doris blesses the nachos.

They have to find him first

Probably go Philly crew. They would at least know the basic ins and outs of how the game works, and would be into it. Nobody in Philly is going to propose a crappy poker game be played while the game is on. Cumia's guests would chalk up their football ignorance to lack of interest in N-shit, and they would annoyingly extol the virtues of a true American game like baseball throughout (even though MLB is roughly 95% Hispanic). Philly guys would probably have better refreshments, too. Unless Keith's wife goes to the store to sock up, Anthony's spread will consist of pretzels and Bud Light.

Probably go Philly crew. They would at least know the basic ins and outs of how the game works, and would be into it. Nobody in Philly is going to propose a crappy poker game be played while the game is on. Cumia's guests would chalk up their football ignorance to lack of interest in "N-shit," and personal outrage over those "baboons" having the audacity to disrespect a piece of cloth prior to kickoff. They would also ignore the reality of the MLB being roughly 95% Hispanic and annoyingly extol the virtues of baseball as America's one and only pastime. Philly guys would probably have better refreshments, too. Unless Keith's wife goes to the store to stock up, Anthony's spread will consist of pretzels and Bud Light.

piece of cloth

I’m no patriot but I think that what you’re referring to is more than just a piece of cloth. Then again you probably think Michael Brown was a straight A gentle giant that was hunted down by a white cop with a small penis.

“Your father fought for the right, to burn the fuckin flag!”

Steven S from Bayshore made me laugh rather often, and guys like Fred from Brooklyn are horribly unfunny but would never participate in that Philly crew wedding dance thing that is still one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen. Either answer is painful, but I could never go Philly crew. I might die of second-hand shame.

I'd rather hang myself with my own entrails.

Thats a rough one. Philly crew its not their team so excitement level is about same as listening Opies show, always had this feeling they are opposite of Opie and dread when he is coming to visit and wished she married a nigger instead. Compound crew oof, The smells, Joe wearing bottle of what he terms "high class" axe cologne,Big A's breath,Fred from Brooklyn he looks like somebody that does bad job wiping his ass, at least five other nobodies with a chronic B.O. problem

Also at Ant’s you have to worry about Bobo trying to collect donations for his mom.

I thought the Philly crew were Dolphin fans?

I'd rather watch the toilet bowl .amirite OPIE.

I'd rather bake bread with Tom Papa.