I love what she says about Aziz. Instead of just saying something like "Im not sure what happened" or "it's none of my business," she instead has to "take a stand" and have some sort of position about it. If she was ever an actual comic, those days are long gone. She's a "celebrity" now. She is so hate-able.
And the way she describes her 'rape' is another one of these buyer's remorse situations (who ironically I believe Jeselnek coined that term, and he dated Schumer) where she wasnt quite sure if she wanted to fuck but let the guy do it anyway, and then just to be on the safe side 20 years later decides she was raped. I love that she "forgot about it" for decades; people always forget about the most traumatic things that ever happened to them. Sounds like it was a real rough night.
I sometimes go a decade forgetting that my brother died or that time I was in the ICU and almost died. Don't you forget about traumatic experiences for years at a time?
44 comments
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-01
Didn’t she joke about forcing sex on some Iranian cabbie for like a decade?
1 Hazelmccallion 2018-02-01
"I've been flat out-raped"
It's just a poor transcription.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-01
Outsourced rape.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-02-01
Seriously. There ain't a flat inch on her body.
1 Throwaway98709860 2018-02-01
"I've been fat"
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-02-01
Considering a fingering to be sex? What am I twellllve?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-01
Hey, if jerking off in front of a lady is considered 'rape' these days. Why isn't forcible fingering?
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-02-01
Touché good sir.
1 cringingdouchechills 2018-02-01
You are a piece of shit and I hope you have a miserable life.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-02-01
Hm, stillborn fetus photo is cool but gifs are bad. I learn something new here every day. Noted.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-01
Did you lube your finger with ketchup first like you were 7?
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-01
Ha cha cha!!!
1 smelter250 2018-02-01
Where in the world did you get this picture
1 danTHEdick 2018-02-01
How many times do you think she's beat off to her rape?
1 vichenleyssister 2018-02-01
She can't reach her pussy over her fat stomach
1 --DC-- 2018-02-01
She angles one of those trash grabbers that work release highway cleanup crews use. Not pretty to watch.
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-01
Selfie sticks have multiple usages.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-01
Just follow the stench of rotting fish.
1 malvin77 2018-02-01
There ain’t nothin flat about dat mug! Gowan now....
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-01
Except for her chest, considering the rest of her body.
1 malvin77 2018-02-01
flatso
tclifford
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-02-01
You leave our schweeeeet pumpkin out of this! She’s just doing her jahhhhhb!
1 malvin77 2018-02-01
Schumer looks like chicken McNuggets.
1 Anarox 2018-02-01
You are what you eat amarite gang
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-01
ON STEROIDS
1 Paulson3lt 2018-02-01
So has every woman been raped?
1 Phkna1 2018-02-01
If not we need to get to work.
1 Fagghouli 2018-02-01
Somali immigrants on reddit?
1 --DC-- 2018-02-01
Just don't ask Gilgore to help cover it up.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-01
If a woman tries a new dildo and doesn't like it does it mean the company raped her?
1 AFlaminTurban 2018-02-01
Reddit: "Stop sexually assaulting people, unless we don't like they shit comedy!!"
1 Toss__Pot 2018-02-01
I don't think you know what sub you landed-in sir.
1 AFlaminTurban 2018-02-01
I guess so
1 KennethFresno 2018-02-01
Kick rocks, nigga.
1 Zombied77 2018-02-01
Who said stop?
1 Zombied77 2018-02-01
Who said stop?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-02-01
I love what she says about Aziz. Instead of just saying something like "Im not sure what happened" or "it's none of my business," she instead has to "take a stand" and have some sort of position about it. If she was ever an actual comic, those days are long gone. She's a "celebrity" now. She is so hate-able.
And the way she describes her 'rape' is another one of these buyer's remorse situations (who ironically I believe Jeselnek coined that term, and he dated Schumer) where she wasnt quite sure if she wanted to fuck but let the guy do it anyway, and then just to be on the safe side 20 years later decides she was raped. I love that she "forgot about it" for decades; people always forget about the most traumatic things that ever happened to them. Sounds like it was a real rough night.
1 AngeloMacon 2018-02-01
I sometimes go a decade forgetting that my brother died or that time I was in the ICU and almost died. Don't you forget about traumatic experiences for years at a time?
1 blitzed840 2018-02-01
I don’t know about years, but periods of time definitely. Trauma is something you carry with you for the rest of your life, but yeah time heals.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-02-01
That's exactly the same as jumping on the rape hysteria bandwagon.
1 AngeloMacon 2018-02-01
Just to clarify, no, you don't forget these things
1 DOGOLOGY 2018-02-01
What kind of dishonest cunt can say they forgot about something so tramautizing. It's a fucking disrespect to people that have actually been raped
1 Jaeromaru 2018-02-01
The portly louse knows her star is fading so she has to shimy her fat ass on the #metoo bandwagon to stay relevant. Fuck her
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-02-01
nobody cares about amy schumer more than this sub, and the topics on here are funny 0% of the time
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-02-01
Have you been here 7 years?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-02-01
yairs
1 Throwaway98709860 2018-02-01
I'm a women who as a child was forced into a sex orgy cult by Amy Schumer and the writers at SNL
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
1 --DC-- 2018-02-01
She angles one of those trash grabbers that work release highway cleanup crews use. Not pretty to watch.
1 feltingmeces 2018-02-01
Selfie sticks have multiple usages.
1 Billyassman 2018-02-01
Just follow the stench of rotting fish.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-02-01
Ha cha cha!!!