Why is Jim happy?

53  2018-02-01 by plontus

38 comments

Looks like the AIDS is really taking it's toll on poor Jimmy

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Sam is just the ultimate piece of shit. Untied work boots. Just...fuck you.

Sam has the fashion sense of a stereotypical butch lesbian in the 1990's.

You just don’t appreciate the fashions.

This angle really highlights his balding forehead

Watch out, it's the fashion police!!!

Sam looks disgusting here. Whatever photoshop tomfoolery you did on him was too far this time. He doesn’t even look human.

Sams loosely laced untied sneakers suck. I hope he steps in a puddle.

Easy fella this is a family show

I assume you are referring to Sam’s “kicks”? He’s so urban, so brave.

...... are those supposed to be suede sneakers styled to look like Timberlands?........

HOLY

fucking

nibggers

Lol shoes like that have been around since the 90's

I am not now - nor have I ever been - the slightest bit interested in the modern Nigger-American definition of "culture".

Gangsta rap was innovative, and was the source of some of the best music of the 90s.

It also resulted in thousands of black on black murders.

You have to look favorably on at least one of those things.

They're 6 inch work boots.

What do you do to a living character?

Sam looks like a tacky ventriloquist dummy

Suck dat caaaahk

I see mommy forgot to tie Sams shoes this morning.

Maybe his Viking tranny princess finally returned one of his texts

He’s happy because a caller named Ali from Las Vegas gave Opie a huge bashing this morning.

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Every time I see these in-studio pictures it just reminds me how terribly cheap SiriusXM is. This setup would look at home in a small-market station, but this is a multinational fucking corporation. That looks like a cheap-ass Arrakis Systems board and mics from the Guitar Center clearance bin.

Would you invest money and time into this fucking shitty show with a tiny audience?

It doesn't seem to be just this studio, either. They're just thrifty as fuck all around.

They'll go all out for Stern or Oprah, though.

Because they're profitable.

the XM studio was 5 time the size https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8gCb7EOwg

Because the PReP is working

Jim is happy because he makes the easiest six figure contract in show business. He doesn't have to do any show PReP, doesn't have to be funny, and can spout his dumb opinion on subjects that don't matter. I'd be thrilled to go to work for 3 hours, four days a week, too.

Looks like a goomba from the Super Mario movie.

That's it, that's the line!

I feel horrible for those that listen

Get that dumb fuck off the board

Are sam's stick legs shopped too?

I like that Sam's left leg is a 8 inches shorter than the right.

Fucking Goomba Norton

The gay porn would have been a nice touch if you had actually photoshopped that in. Sam ruined that opportunity for you though.

That's it, that's the line!

They'll go all out for Stern or Oprah, though.

Because they're profitable.