So I was hanging out with my fellow veteran comics and this rookie walks up to our table like he belonged there
8 2018-01-31 by TinKnockinMoroccan
I knew I had to put this amateur in his place, so I waited for everyone to stop laughing at my most recent, put down. Right as he was about to join in on the frivolity I cut him off. "Nice shoes, dick," I said.
His face went white as the other veteran's howled at my lightning fast improve skills and the sheer viciousness of my insult. As he ran from the table I could see tears streaming down his face. "What a civilian," I proclaimed.
A week later I was talking to the owner of the venue and the subject of the young comic came up. Turns out he quit comedy forever and then killed himself. I just responded by saying, "I hope he used a shotgun with a toe attachment" and we both howled with laughter.
9 comments
2 Bams_seed 2018-01-31
https://nypost.com/2018/01/29/white-tennis-player-to-black-player-at-least-i-know-my-dad/
4 deanthecleanmachine 2018-01-31
that is sport trash talking at its finest
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-31
Hey I found something less funny than comedian process talk
...repetitive impersonations of it on reddit
"civilian" wasn't even a deroatory or condescending word at first, it was just used to clarify a detail occasionally in stories on podcasts, but people freaked out over it and it ended up as a big twitter war with kurt metzger. it really isnt used that often like people act like it is
1 heeby_kikeberger 2018-01-31
Shut up, stupit
1 Canadia86 2018-01-31
Nice post, does it come in men's?
1 jackpower76 2018-01-31
Let's go to snowy from Michigan SNOW-AYY
1 jackpower76 2018-01-31
We've got snowy from Michigan on the line
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-01-31
I see not everybody appreciates the process..sniff
0 Bougiegan 2018-01-31
Shut up, stupid