84 2018-01-31 by RBuddCumia
9 3stepsbackward 2018-01-31
This is an Opie-level tweet.
1 Cawdor 2018-01-31
No way. All the words are spelled correctly
1 butts_mckinley 2018-01-31
Opie was never up his own ass as much as this
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-31
Too many likes
8 Pr0gNuT 2018-01-31
Keith the Flop
1 harriswill 2018-01-31
Fruit Schilling
7 Joemomma101 2018-01-31
What a totally rellatable scenario.
0 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-31
it really isn't at all like that, huh?
1 Treeckosis 2018-01-31
five comments into the thread and two of 'em are literal jim. nice work, boys.
no see i was doing the thing too
you fucking herb
tssss.... herb... tsss whadya gettin zooted or sumthin?
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-31
ahh chip you always know how to bring it back
6 Slette 2018-01-31
At least the payoff sucked.
5 UhLookHereMan 2018-01-31
What is this dumb dago nigger even talking about
2 MLK-Junior 2018-01-31
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-31
Whoa whoa whoa! Not cool dude! The preferred nomenclature is "spaghetti nigger"...
1 MLK-Junior 2018-01-31
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I hope a German Shepard skull fucks you.
4 theceilinistheroof 2018-01-31
I'm exhausted.
4 cstack18 2018-01-31
That is an incredibly specific analogy.
3 joeroganpodcastfan 2018-01-31
What?
3 Brokenbatmancowl 2018-01-31
I’m glad his dad is dead.
1 BabyJamesGomez 2018-01-31
I am sure that his death was largely shame related.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-31
His dad probably is too.
3 winkleham 2018-01-31
This is without hyperbole less funny than anything Opie or Bobo have ever said.
3 nomorecompromise 2018-01-31
Snowflakes and Libtards amiright?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-31
U triggered? MAGA!
2 onemancrimespree 2018-01-31
You know a joke is great when the premise rests on the audience being dictated to and having memories and experiences they never had attributed to them. "You would get scolded by their..."
Would I?
2 rightwingpuppet 2018-01-31
Keith is revealing repressed memories through shitty political opinions
1 Reaktif 2018-01-31
Unlike Opie who has repressed mammaries
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-31
Yea... u wanna suck em?
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-31
i disagree OP, i think the setup is too long actually.
True. Opie is much more succinct and intelligent and successful. Kieth is just a closing time cocksucker that knows someone that used to be famous.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-01-31
"you"
"friends"
"their"
"her"
"grandkid"
"them"
What an absolute moron.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-31
[deleted]
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-01-31
Keith the Op
1 MonsteRain 2018-01-31
Can we please just ban the elderly from all social media
1 aRTie02150 2018-01-31
i have never once in my 30 years met a friends grandmother.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-01-31
Keith the cock
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-31
Its the tough situations like this that typified Keiths childhood that destined him for a life of crime fighting, and righting society's wrongs
1 CookieHaid 2018-01-31
I was expecting Uncle Paul to show up somewhere half-way through that story.
1 AliFrazier 2018-01-31
I literally got bored about 50% of the way through that tweet. Who looks at this crap and thinks " man this guy could produce a radio show!"
1 Cjc3478 2018-01-31
At least compared to Opie it seems Keith the cop is putting up the numbahs on Twitter.
1 ThePittWolf 2018-01-31
I hate his stupid selfie with his dumb little cracker hand holding his phone.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-31
Keith The Teenage Girl.
Listening to keith the cop is like listening to a smug and incompetent douche, except...well, hm
1 literalotherkin 2018-01-31
Worst thing is it's just not something many people actually experienced.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-01-31
How can you fail so hard at making a joke about how awful that wretched cunt is? You suck, Keith.
1 jofreal 2018-01-31
All of Keith’s chums at the Compound poker table complimented him on the tweet. FFB in particular was highly laudatory.
1 heeby_kikeberger 2018-01-31
This guys good
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-31
1 xSoVi3tx 2018-01-31
I hate this fucking mall cop wanna be so bad
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-01-31
SO RELATABLE!
1 laurens_tits 2018-01-31
You know that feeling when your Iranian dad fucked your dyslexic sister with the turkey wing on thanksgiving.
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9 3stepsbackward 2018-01-31
This is an Opie-level tweet.
1 Cawdor 2018-01-31
No way. All the words are spelled correctly
1 butts_mckinley 2018-01-31
Opie was never up his own ass as much as this
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-31
Too many likes
8 Pr0gNuT 2018-01-31
Keith the Flop
1 harriswill 2018-01-31
Fruit Schilling
7 Joemomma101 2018-01-31
What a totally rellatable scenario.
0 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-31
it really isn't at all like that, huh?
1 Treeckosis 2018-01-31
five comments into the thread and two of 'em are literal jim. nice work, boys.
0 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-31
no see i was doing the thing too
you fucking herb
1 Treeckosis 2018-01-31
tssss.... herb... tsss whadya gettin zooted or sumthin?
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-31
ahh chip you always know how to bring it back
6 Slette 2018-01-31
At least the payoff sucked.
5 UhLookHereMan 2018-01-31
What is this dumb dago nigger even talking about
2 MLK-Junior 2018-01-31
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-31
Whoa whoa whoa! Not cool dude! The preferred nomenclature is "spaghetti nigger"...
1 MLK-Junior 2018-01-31
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-01-31
I hope a German Shepard skull fucks you.
4 theceilinistheroof 2018-01-31
I'm exhausted.
4 cstack18 2018-01-31
That is an incredibly specific analogy.
3 joeroganpodcastfan 2018-01-31
What?
3 Brokenbatmancowl 2018-01-31
I’m glad his dad is dead.
1 BabyJamesGomez 2018-01-31
I am sure that his death was largely shame related.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-31
His dad probably is too.
3 winkleham 2018-01-31
This is without hyperbole less funny than anything Opie or Bobo have ever said.
3 nomorecompromise 2018-01-31
Snowflakes and Libtards amiright?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-01-31
U triggered? MAGA!
2 onemancrimespree 2018-01-31
You know a joke is great when the premise rests on the audience being dictated to and having memories and experiences they never had attributed to them. "You would get scolded by their..."
Would I?
2 rightwingpuppet 2018-01-31
Keith is revealing repressed memories through shitty political opinions
1 Reaktif 2018-01-31
Unlike Opie who has repressed mammaries
1 BergStonewall 2018-01-31
Yea... u wanna suck em?
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-31
i disagree OP, i think the setup is too long actually.
1 BabyJamesGomez 2018-01-31
True. Opie is much more succinct and intelligent and successful. Kieth is just a closing time cocksucker that knows someone that used to be famous.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-01-31
"you"
"friends"
"their"
"you"
"their"
"her"
"grandkid"
"you"
"them"
What an absolute moron.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-31
[deleted]
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-01-31
Keith the Op
1 MonsteRain 2018-01-31
Can we please just ban the elderly from all social media
1 aRTie02150 2018-01-31
i have never once in my 30 years met a friends grandmother.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-01-31
Keith the cock
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-01-31
Its the tough situations like this that typified Keiths childhood that destined him for a life of crime fighting, and righting society's wrongs
1 CookieHaid 2018-01-31
I was expecting Uncle Paul to show up somewhere half-way through that story.
1 AliFrazier 2018-01-31
I literally got bored about 50% of the way through that tweet. Who looks at this crap and thinks " man this guy could produce a radio show!"
1 Cjc3478 2018-01-31
At least compared to Opie it seems Keith the cop is putting up the numbahs on Twitter.
1 ThePittWolf 2018-01-31
I hate his stupid selfie with his dumb little cracker hand holding his phone.
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-31
Keith The Teenage Girl.
1 butts_mckinley 2018-01-31
Listening to keith the cop is like listening to a smug and incompetent douche, except...well, hm
1 literalotherkin 2018-01-31
Worst thing is it's just not something many people actually experienced.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-01-31
How can you fail so hard at making a joke about how awful that wretched cunt is? You suck, Keith.
1 jofreal 2018-01-31
All of Keith’s chums at the Compound poker table complimented him on the tweet. FFB in particular was highly laudatory.
1 heeby_kikeberger 2018-01-31
This guys good
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-01-31
Keith the Flop
1 xSoVi3tx 2018-01-31
I hate this fucking mall cop wanna be so bad
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-01-31
SO RELATABLE!
0 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-01-31
no see i was doing the thing too
you fucking herb
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-31
Keith The Teenage Girl.
1 laurens_tits 2018-01-31
You know that feeling when your Iranian dad fucked your dyslexic sister with the turkey wing on thanksgiving.