Old women are the fucking worst

39  2018-01-30 by Single_Action_Army

For starters, they're unfuckable as all sin, which generally is women's only redeeming quality.. Additionally, they're of a generation where men did everything so they're not wise, funny, or insightful. They just babble and they're entitled as all fuck.
A lot of old men suck too but at least some swear, fought in wars that mattered, and have salient racial opinions.
Fuck old broads and their stupid cotton candy hair.

31 comments

1  [deleted] 2018-01-30

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1  opestersmammarydrip 2018-01-30

did you get cut off in traffic?

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2018-01-30

I was almost pushed into oncoming traffic just hours ago.

I didn't even need to look at the driver, i knew she was a woman, even if it wasn't that's a woman's move thru and thru

1  Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-30

Was she colored?

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-01-30

I was eating lunch and supporting my local Panera when some rotting old bag started complaining about the bread in her sandwich or some horseshit and was demanding to see the manager. I decided that this was the best way to stick it to her.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-01-30

did mom fuck up taco night again?

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-01-30

Bitch KNOWS I don't like tartar sauce 😡😡😡

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-30

Yea, but for a guy like me who's late 30's and not known for slaying vagina, I seem like Fabio.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-01-30

Refreshing honesty in this hell hole.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-30

Thanks babe

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-30

Hey be thankful it's not a chocolate hell hole*, pal.

*registered trademark of Colin Faggerty

1  Soriano33alfonso 2018-01-30

Hey Carlin, take it easy, there are children on this sub.

1  BoatHack2 2018-01-30

KKTITN

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-30

Yeah, Baby Boomer women are the absolute worst.

The worst generation currently alive.

1  Throwaway98709860 2018-01-30

They're terrible. They're a generation that spends it's talking about which Superbowl commercial was the funniest

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-30

They are the generation the ruined affordable home ownership. Buying big McMansions they couldn’t afford.

1  AirBuddDwyer 2018-01-30

Are you implying that the current generation of women is funny and insightful?

1  AngeloMacon 2018-01-30

No, but OPs point was the middle aged broads are the same vapid cunts as the younger ones without the fuckability.

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-01-30

They suck good pecker

1  ripwillsmith 2018-01-30

Joe DeRosa begs to differ

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-30

Isn't it great when they're on the only leg raise machine at the gym, doing just the base weight and taking 19 minutes between sets? Like "You have MAYBE 15 years left on the planet, I'm fucking 27 and have the rest of my life. Move it, y'old bag a bones."

"Y'old haag....."

1  SWIMsfriend 2018-01-30

I agree all women over 15 are horrible, France, Germany, italy and Latin America are right, age of consent should be 14

1  holodog 2018-01-30

They'll pop the ol dentures out and suck you dry though

1  BoatHack2 2018-01-30

The only thing more boring than trying to talk to older women is trying to talk to younger women. Older women are better in bed too.

1  Billyassman 2018-01-30

Hey,insightful one.Women have been like this,since the beginning of time .

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-30

Women are funny get over it. # LadyGhostbusters

1  Fagghouli 2018-01-30

Women are just weird bores. I don't know why we even deal with them, it must be some weird sick joke from god where in order to continue the humans existence we have to put up with niggers, spics, jews and women.

1  MLK-Junior 2018-01-30

Only in the darkness can you see the stars.

1  Fagghouli 2018-01-30

Only in darkness, does your kind blend in.

1  ryanindayton 2018-01-30

My ex loved her gramma. Old fucking spoiled nasty bitch. Used to call me fat.

1  UhLookHereMan 2018-01-30

Are you fat?

1  ryanindayton 2018-01-30

I was fat.

1  BoatHack2 2018-01-30

KKTITN