Listen hear toots, I happen to know you’re a stinky “female” and your swollen clit won’t pass for a dick in these parts, no matter how hard you flick it. You either have a sack or you’re disqualified.
I am very loving member of this sub, it’s true. You’re all my best friend. I will buy you McNuggets even if you have a big one. Give me your number, I feel bad kind of.
8 comments
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-30
I've been collecting pics and there's already a clear winner ;)
1 timallenonacid 2018-01-30
Listen hear toots, I happen to know you’re a stinky “female” and your swollen clit won’t pass for a dick in these parts, no matter how hard you flick it. You either have a sack or you’re disqualified.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-01-30
Can I throw my hat in the ring?
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-30
Please do
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-01-30
I’ll enter as well.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-01-30
Your phone was breaking up dude, what was that again?
1 timallenonacid 2018-01-30
I SAID, you have a small dick faggot
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-01-30
Swing and a miss, OP.
:(
1 timallenonacid 2018-01-30
I am very loving member of this sub, it’s true. You’re all my best friend. I will buy you McNuggets even if you have a big one. Give me your number, I feel bad kind of.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-01-30
Let's just kiss.
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-01-30
flaccid or erect?
1 Bams_seed 2018-01-30
Please do