he couldn't be worse

The 18 year old chick basically broke Stern and signaled his maturation into old age. It was the first time I remember him telling a hot young woman to put her clothes back on.

What do you think she was on?

I think she was sober, and that’s part of what tripped Howard up. He was used to strung out/crazy whores who’d already been around the block clamoring for attention, but this girl seemed to legitimately not know what “third base” meant, and maybe it freaked him out that she was younger than his eldest daughter. Around 11 minutes into this clip when he asks her about her history, she says she’s a virgin but ready to give it up to one of these guys in the band, and Howard’s whole demeanor changes. “I think you should rethink this”.

She seemed pretty dazed to me. But more in the sense that they found her and gave her something for the show, rather than being a strung out whore.

You're right though, she seemed pretty innocent and might have just been caught up in the idea of being part of a band or something. But those guys all appeared pretty gay, so she probably made it out with her virginity intact.

Yeah, they may have dosed her up with something (...for the show), but it’s also worth remembering that naive 18 year olds can be goofy and awkward, especially with a huge audience.

I always hoped she was just the hot younger sister of some Philly suburb skank these tools knew, and they paid her handsomely to play this part that day, but maybe that’s my repressed inner white knight speaking.

This became very sad.

I know, I’m sorry. I blame Troy.

He might honestly be to blame. His bio on the wolfpac site says he's into sex with underage girls. Who knows how much is edgelord bullshit and how much is the truth?

Wow, simpler times; when one could openly brag about statutory and date rape in his publicity.

And in his defense, Troy truly lives and owns the term edgelord when it comes to snuffing out hot young women.

You know...

Troy Quan: Lord of the Edge

you have to remember that it was probably 7:30 am and they'd been up all night.

They probably got a little nose candy too. Something seems off. Like her brain and body aren't working cohesively.

Ugh. I genuinely feel grossed out.

http://girlsofwolfpac.com/wp/girls/a-c/carrie/

Someone should do a girls of wolfpac - 'where are they now?' edition, remind Troy how old he is.

They should host it on top of a cliff.

Somebody probably is. They're called the FBI and they're mostly searching dumpsters near ICP concerts.

This is brilliant. Troy Quan is so revolting, he had Howard Stern sounding like a disappointed father.

http://www.wolfpac.com/images/downwiththepac/wolfpacandoanda.jpg

Jim's pose is so autistic.

He really does look like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket there.

Those are the eyes of someone who's just shot their load in an underage girl, & can hear police sirens. In 24hours he'll be in a moody-mood & insist the Jager machine is removed to at least 10miles from the studio.

Who is the Falafel delivery guy? He looks like he could be hilarious.

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