the tyson dinosaur shaped nugs are cool but the regular ones in the family bag are a way better deal! me and my cousin Jizz can easily kill a family size bag as a snack.
The presence of loneliness is evident here. Also, other undercurrents that add turmoil and depth, he is shopping at at Giant or a Martins (I really know my retailers) seemingly late at night. Not even the dignity or prestige of a Wegmans. Bravo.
I know we hate him but there's a Patton bit about him being at a grocery store at 10am on a Tuesday and he's looking through the Lean Cuisine's to decide what he wants for dinner when suddenly Africa by Toto comes on the background radio and he seriously contemplated killing himself right there.
This is better than any faggy banksy tier street art I've seen. This sub has so truly talented artists within it's contributing visitors. Good job, it made me laugh hard like a mugg.
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1 PatBattle1 2018-01-30
the tyson dinosaur shaped nugs are cool but the regular ones in the family bag are a way better deal! me and my cousin Jizz can easily kill a family size bag as a snack.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-01-30
Your life is trash.
1 BeerDrinkingFool 2018-01-30
Cheese sticks are good too hmm.
1 littlepeteferguson 2018-01-30
A deeply depressing picture
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-01-30
"I wonder if there's a microwave in my motel room..."
1 The-Lunger 2018-01-30
This is very funny, nice job. Just a lonely man in search of the best frozen dinner for children.
1 jdcjr 2018-01-30
This looks like a Paul Thomas Anderson film.
1 Hyper_Polian 2018-01-30
Cum-Drunk Dunce
1 Destination_Jeffrey 2018-01-30
Fagnolia
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-01-30
Did anyone put up the clip of sam taking the beating from Travis and Troy?
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-01-30
This is art.
1 RocPileInThisMaa 2018-01-30
They do move in herds.
1 Nuwanda84 2018-01-30
It's especially funny since he's an immense faggot.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-01-30
The presence of loneliness is evident here. Also, other undercurrents that add turmoil and depth, he is shopping at at Giant or a Martins (I really know my retailers) seemingly late at night. Not even the dignity or prestige of a Wegmans. Bravo.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-01-30
The juxtaposition of him in an adult suit and with a wedding ring is always hilarious
1 bornrevolution 2018-01-30
I know we hate him but there's a Patton bit about him being at a grocery store at 10am on a Tuesday and he's looking through the Lean Cuisine's to decide what he wants for dinner when suddenly Africa by Toto comes on the background radio and he seriously contemplated killing himself right there.
That's what I think Sam is pondering.
1 bhp6 2018-01-30
the shadow lmao
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-01-30
Despite his loser life, he looks like a clown in that goofy fucking suit.
1 DickSlit 2018-01-30
This is better than any faggy banksy tier street art I've seen. This sub has so truly talented artists within it's contributing visitors. Good job, it made me laugh hard like a mugg.
1 Slateski 2018-01-30
If Edward Hopper took photographs.
1 jackassinjapan 2018-01-30
I wish someone would put him into photos depicting historical moments/tragedies.
1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-01-30
Did you just follow him around and he's so dumb he didn't notice?
1 thatRookie 2018-01-30
I'll never tell.. TEEE-HEEEEE!