What happens if a civilian sits at the comic table

3  2018-01-30 by luclucman

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They get their attire mercilessly dissected.

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They instantly become the wealthiest person at the table, even if they are traffic cop.

Louie CK pushes you into the bathroom and jerks off on your shoes.

He would ask first. It's still sexual assault when you say yes though.

They get muthafucked.

They are instantly & mysteriously transported to The land of Narnia.

Depends on the fashionability of their shirt.

They'll get super self-conscious about their hat.

These days they get a Netflix special

They get to pay the check.

They get asked to go sit at the smaller table on the side where a bald 50 year old man would love to have a jovial conversation about nothing controversial.