These are old and real. It wasn’t regulated like it is now back in the day. Phone calls typically were not recorded and the laws/guidelines to make sure this kind of shit couldn’t happen hadn’t been established.
Yeah for all the hate he gets on here, he really is autistically brilliant at this stuff. Most comedians are only good at comedy and podcasting (if that) and suck at everything else... but this is his best thing. Way better than his stand up or terrible bad FAcebook posts podcast. He's also very randomly an OK actor.
Fairly certain that was the finale. I remember my wife and I binge watching that last year and being pissed that he ended it that way. I also recollect having to explain who Florentine was, how I heard him on some show I used to listen to.
There is one of his podcasts where he tells the story of how he got into the prank calls. Detectives went to his house at few times for one where he said he had drowned his grandmother in the bath and couldn't believe an adult would be such an immature piece of shit. Beautiful.
Harassing telemarketers? Who has time for that? What is he, 12? I mean sure, if it gets you laid I get it but this is dumb shit for kids. Who thinks this is funny besides little kids? (in effiminent voice) Oh hello telemarketer is your refrigerator running? I mean come on this isnt funny its dumb kid stuff. I mean you should just use the phone to call up chicks youre gonna bang or see what time the strip club opens so you can go pick out which stripper you want to give you a hand job.......ok maybe once in awhile, call up your buddies to go watch football and never mention fantasy football.
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1 yakovsdinnertrays 2018-01-30
Dafuq? That can't be real.. no way would the guy talk like that... he'd be fired in a second (still funny)
1 dumbshowreference 2018-01-30
These are old and real. It wasn’t regulated like it is now back in the day. Phone calls typically were not recorded and the laws/guidelines to make sure this kind of shit couldn’t happen hadn’t been established.
1 zealot416 2018-01-30
I think the fact that he is an identity thief and not an actual employee is going to protect him from getting fired by the bank.
1 drsteve103 2018-01-30
"Yes, No, I Don't Know" is one of the funniest phone pranks ever, IMO
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-01-30
Hold on, let me get my brother...
1 n2theluz 2018-01-30
He's no PSYCHO though.
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2018-01-30
Yeah for all the hate he gets on here, he really is autistically brilliant at this stuff. Most comedians are only good at comedy and podcasting (if that) and suck at everything else... but this is his best thing. Way better than his stand up or terrible bad FAcebook posts podcast. He's also very randomly an OK actor.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-01-30
He was fucking great in that last ever(?) episode of Louie on FX. Yeah he’s a surprisingly good actor.
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-01-30
You are correct, Doc, and a damn shame Louie waits until final episode to use this talent.
Helluva way to go out, busting his head on the toilet tank.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2018-01-30
I thought Louis did another season after that? Either way Florentine was great in that episode.
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-01-30
Fairly certain that was the finale. I remember my wife and I binge watching that last year and being pissed that he ended it that way. I also recollect having to explain who Florentine was, how I heard him on some show I used to listen to.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2018-01-30
Was that the same season where Louis went to the doctor for back pain?
1 Barnes_Barnes 2018-01-30
Not for certain but seems about right.
1 GodDamnBaconAndEggs 2018-01-30
This obsession with autism around here has gone too far.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-01-30
Those are great. Volume 4 is probably the best one. His Meet The Creeps DVDs are good too. He’s really good at fucking with people. It’s really funny.
1 egates09 2018-01-30
Yeah I came across these for the first time recently and laughed heartily. This shit was hilarious and no, I'm not 5.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-01-30
Florentine is one of the few people who don't deserve the hate he gets on here, but I understand we make fun of everyone.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-30
"You like ketchup, what are you, twelve?"
1 white_hispanic 2018-01-30
There is one of his podcasts where he tells the story of how he got into the prank calls. Detectives went to his house at few times for one where he said he had drowned his grandmother in the bath and couldn't believe an adult would be such an immature piece of shit. Beautiful.
1 disgrace_command 2018-01-30
He’s the best prank caller besides Longmont Potion Castle. The “contradiction” calls are genius.
1 ChinatownMikey 2018-01-30
Prank phone calls? What are you, five?
1 JMueller2012 2018-01-30
These are great. Still make me laugh like they did when I was younger
1 lithium 2018-01-30
The Record is the best one, for the sheer length of time he keeps the poor fucker going for.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-01-30
Duh what?
1 lithium 2018-01-30
RECORD
1 OutlawMemer 2018-01-30
Do you speak English?!
1 I_cum_cake_batter 2018-01-30
let me talk to Daniel.
1 martigan99 2018-01-30
That bit is so old Anthony wouldn't have sex with it.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-01-30
There’s one where the pizza guy (Don Jameison) sells Florentine’s pizza to a telemarketer and they argue about it.
1 smelter250 2018-01-30
I found this video too where Jim roams the streets of NYC harassing people. It's fuckin hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHz3cY3FSv8&t=6s
1 MartyVanB 2018-01-30
Harassing telemarketers? Who has time for that? What is he, 12? I mean sure, if it gets you laid I get it but this is dumb shit for kids. Who thinks this is funny besides little kids? (in effiminent voice) Oh hello telemarketer is your refrigerator running? I mean come on this isnt funny its dumb kid stuff. I mean you should just use the phone to call up chicks youre gonna bang or see what time the strip club opens so you can go pick out which stripper you want to give you a hand job.......ok maybe once in awhile, call up your buddies to go watch football and never mention fantasy football.
1 smelter250 2018-01-30
Are you okay?
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2018-01-30
Hello movie theatre?
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2018-01-30
https://youtu.be/zjUzbizkj48
Sir?
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-01-30
Having your wife suck a flat foot’s cock in a public park is funny as hell too.
1 sardonicus420 2018-01-30
If u guys like jimmy u should check this out Telemarketer vs. Customer Rap Battle!!!
Who one?
https://youtu.be/RPSIXGryip8
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1 dumbshowreference 2018-01-30
These are old and real. It wasn’t regulated like it is now back in the day. Phone calls typically were not recorded and the laws/guidelines to make sure this kind of shit couldn’t happen hadn’t been established.
1 zealot416 2018-01-30
I think the fact that he is an identity thief and not an actual employee is going to protect him from getting fired by the bank.