Reminder, Troy Quan is a 48 year old man who still thinks he's going to "make it" in the music industry

55  2018-01-29 by TinKnockinMoroccan

and he threw his girlfriend off a cliff.

34 comments

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1  CounterproductiveQin 2018-01-29

Troy has a bigger chance of making it then Opie getting a new job.

1  Psych555 2018-01-29

What's 0 x 0 ?

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-01-29

A delicious stock cube

1  Chip--Chipperson 2018-01-29

The obvious joke?

1  Psych555 2018-01-29

We can't all be chippas.

1  PelicanWhoFucksHorse 2018-01-29

The more they say BLACK CAVIAR the more I'm reminded I've never fucking heard of that dumb horseshit.

1  piggyboi 2018-01-29

Since I don't listen to that dogshit show, does Troy really express sentiments to the effect that he believes that someday he'll be more than a call-screener? And does he still skateboard? Has he ever come clean about his Jewish roots? He is obviously of Semitic stock.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2018-01-29

The answer is ‘no’ to all those questions, BUT he will talk your ear off about how timber subsidies are a conspiracy orchestrated by the federal reserve to harvest your Thetans. He’s just asking questions.

1  Reinhard___Heydrich 2018-01-29

Troy is the "Microphone Assassin"

1  Kalikhead 2018-01-29

His music sucks.

1  RapistWithAIDS 2018-01-29

You don't like "she got da coco puffs" repeated over house music with samples of brass instruments?

1  vichenleyssister 2018-01-29

I can for some reason picture that in my head being Sam's alarm clock and it makes me hate it even more you're welcome

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

He's 40. Never understood the Troy Quan hate, I reckon a lot of cucks resent people that do their own thing and not give a fuck about what others think

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

He's just a massive hipster douche. Look up MC entropy. He used to be an edgelord ICP ripoff. Then he went through his awful Tyler Durden phase. He's a middle aged man who thinks he's cool because fucked some sluts 20 years ago and makes mediocre music.

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

I dunno man, I always liked Troy way more then Erock and Sam. Just picturing them watching cartoons, eating Oreos and wearing Wrestling clothes just seems so much worse than Troy doing his thing

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

Why? They're all man children but Troy is the only who pretends he's actually cool and edgy.

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

I can understand people not liking his music, however he isn't 'pretending'. Derosa said the exact same thing to Troy, about 'pretending to be a DJ at night'. He's not pretending, he actually has made something with it

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

I didn't say he's pretending to be a DJ. He's pretending to be cool and edgy.

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

Well its not like your going to be a DJ and not be trendy/cool/edgy in how you dress, etc. Why do you/anyone care if you think hes a douche?

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

Because he's 53. It's more embarrassing than Big Jay dressing like a member of Papa Roach.

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

I love how Derosa makes fun of Troy being a hipster, and then you fast forward just a few short years...

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/comedian-joe-derosa-performs-onstage-at-the-colossal-stage-during-picture-id692086174?s=612x612

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

I think you're actually Troy's stealth account.

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

Troys too cool and edgy to be wasting his time on this sub, amirite?

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

Troy is the kind of guy who would make sock puppet accounts on reddit to defend himself. And repeatedly bring up Erock, Sam and Joe DeRosa for no reason.

1  slizzedlizard 2018-01-29

Brought up Derosa, because your 'pretending to be cool and edgy' just reminded me so much of douchebag Derosa's beef with Troy.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

It's okay. Coco Puffs will be a massive hit, I'm sure.

1  late_50s_why 2018-01-29

Erock is almost as hateable as Sam and Sam is way more hateable than dopie at this point

1  chipkatspartan 2018-01-29

And he bought jewelry with his music money

1  methAndgatorade 2018-01-29

But didn't you hear?

His picture was the face of a Spotify playlist

1  sickfuckinpuppies 2018-01-29

He'll have a song on the soundtrack for pes 2019 and then we'll never hear from him again

1  Peckahnator 2018-01-29

He needs to get more attention for that murder.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

Troy and Patton teamed up to cover each other's tracks.

1  onemancrimespree 2018-01-29

Well, he's on Spotfiy so I'd say he's probably closer to that than you are to whatever you're doing. But it's true that Troy is a stone cold murderer who killed that girl.

1  MrPsFriend 2018-01-29

I saw a Dateline murder mystery about a woman that “fell” off a cliff while hiking with boyfriend. I was disappointed that it wasn’t about Troy.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-29

Because he's 53. It's more embarrassing than Big Jay dressing like a member of Papa Roach.