Let's start an online campaign to get Opie on Celebrity Big Brother.

245  2018-01-29 by McGowan9

Find the producers and bombard them with pro-Opie propaganda in the minuscule off-chance that they might reconsider cutting him. If he got on there it would be this shithole's greatest achievement and would provide a wealth of laffs.

This den of autistic vipers managed to get Bro Joe to go on national tv and humiliate himself for a couple of grand, it got international media stations to report Antwan al Kumiya as the Nice truck terrorist (with picture) and the world to realise Amy Schumer's a big fat joke thief.

I believe in you all. We can do this.

I love you.

45 comments

1  jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-01-29

crickets.wav

1  McGowan9 2018-01-29

C'mon, Ope. It would be good for your career either way. You got fuck all going on for now or the foreseeable future.

1  holodog 2018-01-29

This is goin great

1  nunyobisnez 2018-01-29

Mannnnnn that sounds like a lot of work, why don't you do it

1  McGowan9 2018-01-29

Got a business to run, wife and kid and another on the way but am happy to "do my bit." Will need more than one dickhead tweeting/whatever at them. Pick up some slack, son.

1  nunyobisnez 2018-01-29

lay out the battle plans and you might get some soldiers on board. I think bigbrother has a forum full of lonely housewives that might be fun to fuck with. but network execs are notoriously thick skulled

1  McGowan9 2018-01-29

Sounds like a good idea on the surface but how to get some haus-frau in North Dakota to get on board with Tits? She'll google Opie and Anthony, listen to 2 minutes of a youtube clip then cry herself to sleep.

Get what you're saying about obstinate tv execs - maybe this guy is such a mental disaster = great ratings would be a better strategy than "we love Opie, put him on the tube."

1  nunyobisnez 2018-01-29

I was hoping some disinformation campaigns might help with that, but I may be underestimating how gullible those fans really are. You're right about ratings being the best route, but like the other commenter said, does anybody even know who Opie is? I was shocked he was even thought of by the network, so it could be bullshit afterall. Wouldn't Opie have been bragging about his percieved celebrity status if he knew he was in the running at some point?

1  McGowan9 2018-01-29

Outside of this toilet (the funniest place on the internet imo), the handful of retards who actually think he's good and his paid Vietnamese bot farm - No. No one knows who he is. Probably the primary reason he was shitcanned.

And I'm sure if there actually was an offer sent from his camp to CBB, it was from Evan Goldstein - Opie's rep (Opie - fake account.) They looked into (him) and found him wanting.

I contributed zilch to the Joe court dilemma/Anthony is a terrorist story and nothing to the Schumes joke thief coverage but they all made me laugh my balls off.

Let's try and make it happen again. #daretodreambig

1  laurens_tits 2018-01-29

You should stab yourself in the stomach for calling this collection of obese horny degenerates "soldiers".

1  Nulltor 2018-01-29

It's glandular you insensitive cunt.

1  Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-01-29

Such a request should be followed by seppuku, then maybe we'll consider

1  late_50s_why 2018-01-29

The r/ona general

1  FORKinmyDICK 2018-01-29

In the time it took to post all of this and reply to all the comments you could have just done whatever gay plan you conspiring all day.

1  Icon_Crash 2018-01-29

Not to mention your Dad Rock band!

1  BlondeTittyHairs 2018-01-29

You sound like a guy who’s just trying to get through the ole work day, huh? Come home, wife up your ass already, kids goin crazy. No one got no time for none of this opie nonsense. If it works out, great, if not, you’ll still be wakin up when the rooster crows. Just put a little joe in that mug and slap on a hard hat and that’s all you need, eh?

1  karmacompanion 2018-01-29

KillaKuhn managed to get Joe's gig cancelled despite being a family man.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-01-29

I hate to rain on the parade, but I'm calling bullshit that he was ever in contention.

I'm a Big Brother superfan whose never heard of that website before that broke the news, it's not one of the handful of insiders that tweet shit about the game. Nobody else has mentioned it, r/bigbrother isn't even talking about it.

It's from YesClash.com, and they don't say how they got this information. Fake news. It honestly might have just been done to get pageviews here. u/smokethedead, the redditor who submitted the article, seems to only post yesclash.com articles to reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/user/smokethedead/posts/

1  McGowan9 2018-01-29

"I'm a Big Brother superfan"

What are you, some kinda fag?

1  Anthonysnewcohost 2018-01-29

A superfag

1  no1raniuk 2018-01-29

I'll take the soup!

1  breadmoccasin 2018-01-29

He may be, and he may like bad things, but I'm glad he was here to save us from shitty viral marketing.

1  OneCoolGhoul 2018-01-29

I actually watch that horseshit but if I ever call myself a super fan please smash my teeth with bricks

1  JamesJoyceDewitt 2018-01-29

Me too.

1  mannylou 2018-01-29

and even the z-list celebs they do have are more famous the opie, even during his heyday. its bullshit

1  LoouisCuCK 2018-01-29

Tried looking through this guy's history, and the only thing I can see now is the article he posted here... Maybe he deleted all his stuff? If what you were saying about him posting the yesclash articles is true, then this is definitely BS.

1  PaintedPicture 2018-01-29

Viral Spiral paying dividends

1  BundyJr 2018-01-29

seems like the kinda gig that would require one's head on a swivel

1  headonbot_ 2018-01-29

Apply directly to the forehead!

1  TangerineReam 2018-01-29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DijKJhXTFw

1  Slothjew 2018-01-29

We are not as coordinated as 4chan this will never work here.

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-29

I want to believe but I don't.

1  phlammo 2018-01-29

Between shifts at the Panera, I barely have enough time to get some shut eye, and catch up on my stories.

1  Kalikhead 2018-01-29

Well considering most users here have about 5 names on this sub there is not as many folks here.

1  RacksDiciprine 2018-01-29

Pro Opie propaganda doesn't exist

1  ChippusMaximus 2018-01-29

But he is very "controversial".

1  realister 2018-01-29

Poor Opie, its his dream come true a house with bathrooms that are equipped with cameras!

1  Taureg01 2018-01-29

Opie will make Meatloaf look stable

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-29

I want to help, who do I tweet to

1  suchanjv 2018-01-29

Don't waste your time.

He's already been cut. That means they already know all about him.

I have a feeling the producers may have stumbled upon this sub when doing their research.

1  Jungies 2018-01-29

Exactly. It's not the level of drama Opie will provide that they're worried about; it's their Big Brother hashtags being swamped by pests posting photos of children being fucked by dogs that they're worried about.

1  WolveCat 2018-01-29

I work on CBB and I would love nothing more than the Opster in the House dying for a real fucking moment. Although his sniffling would make the edit hard

1  telemecanique 2018-01-29

...This den of autistic vipers... you sir are a wordsmith!

1  Billyassman 2018-01-29

Samcro Joe would he and hoot with Armagrossa.

1  middie820001 2018-01-29

"autistic vipers" made me fawkin howl

1  Ezze777 2018-01-29

OPIE isn't a celebrity..Has a better chance at getting on a show called Talentless Hacks Who now calls turning on a iPhone cam at a hotdog stand a show

1  DeafandMutePenguin 2018-01-29

I want to believe but I don't.

1  phlammo 2018-01-29

Between shifts at the Panera, I barely have enough time to get some shut eye, and catch up on my stories.