i ended up dropping my first cell phone into a porta potty. i got it thru work and only had it for a couple weeks. i fished it out and tried to clean it up so i could take it in since it was under warranty. once back to the Verizon store i played dumb and said "i don't know what's wrong, it won't turn on." the dude takes the phone and goes "it's probably just the battery". he opens the back of the phone to remove the battery and little drops of blue toilet water and shit particles drip on the white countertop.
10 comments
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-29
Are you going into work today or do you work from home?
1 crookedmile 2018-01-29
I'm working. Question: Are you my boss?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-29
You're a hard core alcoholic but rich, I'm fascinated.
1 lostintime8585 2018-01-29
nice personal blog, bro love it
1 J-Bradley1 2018-01-29
"I dropped my phone in the toilet"
You got so drunk last night, you stuck the phone in your Ass, and forgot about it until you took your Beer-Shit this morning.
Am I close?
1 smallDick-Mailman 2018-01-29
Close It was a cum shit
1 DigitalTorque 2018-01-29
i ended up dropping my first cell phone into a porta potty. i got it thru work and only had it for a couple weeks. i fished it out and tried to clean it up so i could take it in since it was under warranty. once back to the Verizon store i played dumb and said "i don't know what's wrong, it won't turn on." the dude takes the phone and goes "it's probably just the battery". he opens the back of the phone to remove the battery and little drops of blue toilet water and shit particles drip on the white countertop.
warranty voided.
1 goo-gobbler 2018-01-29
It's reasons like this that phone companies have such shit customer service, people kept bringing them doody phones, who would be nice after that?
1 MikeDieselKamehameha 2018-01-29
Did ya?
1 sexylarrytate 2018-01-29
Stop alcohol and go with nootropics dude.