Reminder: Bob Kelly's son will grow up without a father because he can't eat a salad

53  2018-01-29 by blackphilibuster

43 comments

Duuuuudddduuuuu you got your clogged arteries, you got your chest pain and then BOOM! Massive coronary and your son is an orphan act all schmarrmmy

Can you imagine the premiums on that thing?

Dassdabesdoe, just fuckin obesity an shit

i wish it was Sherrod vs shotgun

You'd have to blast that bag of shit from behind, those Bootlip's would expand and act as a kevlar air bag.

It was actually disgusting how much he ate on this show.

The glee with which he attacked that ludicrously large slice of pizza at the end (when any normal person would have vomited 2 meals back) was stomach churning.

Actual gluttony of this scale is revolting to watch.

It really is, I'll never understand the appeal

It really is some dystopian Judge Dredd madness that people sit around watching a tv show about fat people gorging themselves on terrible food.

Gluttony is the best vice

Are you a fat shit?

No. I'm a young male with healthy metabolism so I can stay in shape with minimal excercise no matter what I eat

Do you have to diet so you don't get fat. Are you old

No, I don't diet and am not fat. I eat when I'm hungry. Just don't understand pigs like Bobby who gorge themselves past the point of being sated. It's a form of weakness to dull their inner pain I suppose.

Would love to watch Bobby and Stavvy from Cum Town have a food-off.

You're broken.

Two guys, one town, and one mush mouth nigger

Duuuuuuuude, I got an insurance policy. I’m worth more to my family dead than alive.

I PAST DUDE!!!!

He looks like Liberace before he died

I hope that nigger chokes on arsenic

That's harsh, but you're entitled to your opinion. What do you think of Sherrod, though?

Nigga Vs Chicken Wings

I bet he has dozens of gadgets for measuring workout activity, heart rate, and fitness, still in their boxes, just laying around his house.

I call him “Patrice Lite”

As bad as he looks here, and by God, he looks horrendous, he's easily gained another FIFTY POUNDS from this.

He's 5'5'' tall and 400 pounds.

I will never accept Sherrod Small. Unfunny, less fat Patrice.

i pity whoever had to sit in an editing room for hours watching these tubs of lard eat and make orgasm faces after every bite

Can you imagine how much this slob would have to pay a woman to have sex with him?

His death will not be in vain.

Inuits will feast on his blubber for many winters.

Is it true Sherrod was a writer on Tough Crowd? No wonder it was axed.

No you misheared, he was a waiter on that show.

Fat jokes aside, that show looks absolutely awful.

Another reminder : this is what Bob Kelly looked like when I started listening to OnA.

Another reminder : one of his best friends died from being fat and unhealthy and he claims to be hurt by it.

Seeing Bobby walk into your Restaurant must give the owner the same feeling as seeing a Rockefeller walk into your Jewellery store

Bobby and Roland have scared me into weight loss. I lpve eating all of that crap but I hated outgrowing my clothes and having my tits stretching the buttons on my shirt.

having my tits stretching the buttons on my shirt

Opie?

Another fawkin' hater...

Does Bob have black lipstick on?

It's smart to have a show starring 2 comedians where you don't laugh once.

I don't think it's any worse than any other food/travel show, but those quick cuts and edits just aren't great for funny people. Bobby can tell stories and make jokes, he doesn't need a cut every 0.3 seconds and constant rock music in the background.

Men vs. Food. Spoiler: food won.

Grade A+++ rack at like a minute in

Their chemistry was pretty good, better than I expected.

Can you imagine the premiums on that thing?

Dassdabesdoe, just fuckin obesity an shit