He's 60 years old, successful financially in spite of himself. He's bleeding money (his own words) lots of outgoings, zero income. He can't get a job to save his life. And he's tweeting the 25 year old intern in charge of the Rolling Stones twitter account about some Hispanic weather girl's (admittedly gorgeous) tits and ass.
Imagine if Opie was just one of your high school buddies you followed on social media... The dumb shit he says would be cringe level embarrassing, but you would simply ignore it as long as he never tagged you in something. Except this guy honestly thinks he's funny, and that anyone would want to hear him discuss current events. I suggest users screencap their uncle's jokes on FB and compare it to an Opie joke on the same topic.
We all know Opie’s an asexual dud with less testerone than a seven year-old girl. He always giggled about “boobies” whenever they talked about girls. Fuck his fake interest in beautiful girls. He couldn’t even inseminate his white trash wife back when she was a piece of ass.
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1 buttholebrigade 2018-01-28
You know for a real estate agent he's kinda funny.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
Let's put this perspective.
He's 60 years old, successful financially in spite of himself. He's bleeding money (his own words) lots of outgoings, zero income. He can't get a job to save his life. And he's tweeting the 25 year old intern in charge of the Rolling Stones twitter account about some Hispanic weather girl's (admittedly gorgeous) tits and ass.
He really is finished beyond a reasonable doubt.
1 vichenleyssister 2018-01-28
his wife isnt going to like that... oh wait shes probably long gone lol
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
She probably sees it as a positive move on his part. She's been getting power fucked by her Jock personal trainer for years now.
1 sjhdddtddd4swwcf 2018-01-28
eh. i give her a whatever effort.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
So you work in a midtown Bodega and have "delivered groceries" to her while Gregg was out pestering the homeless and mentally ill?
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-01-28
I just wanna bury my face in her ass and chest after she runs a couple miles
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
I hear ya, partner.
Personally I'd like to have a spicy meat based meal for dinner, accompanied by several lagers. A tumultuous shit the next morning. No shower.
Then cut the grass of my 2 and a half acre country house with my petrol-fuelled push lawnmower.
After that, force her to tongue punch my ass and snarf my balls.
But that's just me, I'm a Romantic.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-01-28
Good fucking lord that body
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
She's made to breed.
1 AntsCamera 2018-01-28
This is exactly what I thought and wanted to happen to him.
Die alone and no one cares. That is Titty boys legacy.
We always wanted him jobless, but who would have thought he would be the gift that keeps on giving.
1 Chippah69 2018-01-28
Yanet Garcia is a fuckin beauty
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
I would enjoy holding hands with her for the duration of a movie and taking her out for a malted afterwards.
And then coming in her pussy and mouth several times.
1 PHDinSounding 2018-01-28
This is the twilight of his life he should end it immediately
1 havingmadfun 2018-01-28
Is Opie doing the voice over?
1 johnfreeman1111111 2018-01-28
I would pass out if she got naked in front of me
1 carribbeanjimmy 2018-01-28
Imagine if Opie was just one of your high school buddies you followed on social media... The dumb shit he says would be cringe level embarrassing, but you would simply ignore it as long as he never tagged you in something. Except this guy honestly thinks he's funny, and that anyone would want to hear him discuss current events. I suggest users screencap their uncle's jokes on FB and compare it to an Opie joke on the same topic.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2018-01-28
Fat tit cunt I'm drunk fuck his tit
1 Basehead_Vos 2018-01-28
We all know Opie’s an asexual dud with less testerone than a seven year-old girl. He always giggled about “boobies” whenever they talked about girls. Fuck his fake interest in beautiful girls. He couldn’t even inseminate his white trash wife back when she was a piece of ass.
1 Ironshiek333 2018-01-28
I didn't realize he did a voiceover at first, don't miss that it makes it so much worse
1 Dannyprecise 2018-01-28
And you niggas want to build a wall to keep Mexicans like her from coming over here. SMFH
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
She's made to breed.