Salted pretzels literally exist for the sole purpose of accompanying beer. Even then, they're a last resort. There are may alternative snacks better suited to soak up the booze.
For a homosexual queer who stopped drinking for the only reason that being inebriated brought out his gayness quicker than anything else (in vino veritas etc) to continue eating pretzels is mind-boggling.
They stink as a snack and should never be consumed without beer.
20 comments
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-01-28
SCUMBAGS
1 Billyassman 2018-01-28
Pretzels code for com
1 greygooser 2018-01-28
Well said
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-28
Not only is he a raging batty man but Christ almighty is he fucking thick.
1 late_50s_why 2018-01-28
But he did scam us so who's the dummy here
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2018-01-28
Who's "us?"
He didn't fucking scam me.
Don't tell me you're one of the shit heads who donated to his cartoon fund?
1 late_50s_why 2018-01-28
ofc not but i will bet large portion of this sub donated
1 doodoopeepees 2018-01-28
Highly unlikely.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-28
I'm thick too, Daddy 😘
1 Alansmithee22 2018-01-28
50 year old faggot
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-01-28
Eating disorder faggot.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28
https://youtu.be/vlboAlPvZ5k?t=8s
1 tonybygodcole 2018-01-28
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-28
Salted pretzels literally exist for the sole purpose of accompanying beer. Even then, they're a last resort. There are may alternative snacks better suited to soak up the booze.
For a homosexual queer who stopped drinking for the only reason that being inebriated brought out his gayness quicker than anything else (in vino veritas etc) to continue eating pretzels is mind-boggling.
They stink as a snack and should never be consumed without beer.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-01-28
Thanks for your manifesto, douche
1 Fightingrooster 2018-01-28
I love salted pretzels and I don’t drink. Now what Mr. Man
1 CumiasFacialScars 2018-01-28
Salt has sugar in it
1 egates09 2018-01-28
I mean, are they really trying to motherfuck him like that?
1 feltingmeces 2018-01-28
Where we at with the salted pretzels? sniff
1 dropngo 2018-01-28
"Salted pretzels? No thanks! Gotta' deny my sweet tooth."