Wait... wasn't he a "rockstar" in math and science? He really is just a dumb mother fucker isn't he? He's the rarest type of dumb ass though... he's the type that no matter what's it's told... It's so fucking dumb, it believes itself to be smart. Sometimes the retardation leads to unexplainable events.
I dont think "Opie basically thinks Mars has a different sun" he was just a bit behind in the conversation (busy steering the ship) and tried to jump back in.
"We know the sun isn't going to be there forever so we're just trying to figure it out." The projected timeline for the sun being pretty much just as it is is several billion years.
"Billions of years from now, the sun becomes a red dwarf and incinerates the Earth and we gotta figure that shit out right now!"
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1 SpudsCuckley 2018-01-28
He was never meant to be the funniest guy in the room. Or the smartest. Or be the most likeable. Or have any self awareness.
1 I-ruin-subreddits 2018-01-28
All we asked is that he realized our solar system revolves around one sun.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-28
ME: I probably should've been a doctor or scientist, I was all-in with the maths & science, thats why I know about putting up da numbahs.
1 Peblolaru1880 2018-01-28
Didn't he once say "I was a rock star with math and science". What kind blithering idiot would say that and not cringe with embarrassment.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-01-28
Exactly! Juxtapose that statement with Mars has a different sun, & he's an obvious moron.
1 Peblolaru1880 2018-01-28
Indeed! He truly is the worst.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-28
Opie just says the things the common guy thinks. The show was popular because of him, not just the comedic elements.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-01-28
Nah for that we have Regular Joe.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-28
Regular Joe certainly would be working again for months now at this point.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2018-01-28
Got kids and the old ball and chain to feed pally. I ain't got time for the beach.
1 sindrone7 2018-01-28
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1 SuperTrucker76 2018-01-28
Wait... wasn't he a "rockstar" in math and science? He really is just a dumb mother fucker isn't he? He's the rarest type of dumb ass though... he's the type that no matter what's it's told... It's so fucking dumb, it believes itself to be smart. Sometimes the retardation leads to unexplainable events.
1 RoughNutsMcBuff 2018-01-28
Dunning-Kruger Effect
1 BigOpie 2018-01-28
Me: Huh? I meant Mars our engineer...nice try with the FAWKIN hate.
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-01-28
Timestamp it dickhead
1 RicketyChippa 2018-01-28
I dont think "Opie basically thinks Mars has a different sun" he was just a bit behind in the conversation (busy steering the ship) and tried to jump back in.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-01-28
"We know the sun isn't going to be there forever so we're just trying to figure it out." The projected timeline for the sun being pretty much just as it is is several billion years.
"Billions of years from now, the sun becomes a red dwarf and incinerates the Earth and we gotta figure that shit out right now!"
What a dolt.
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2018-01-28
Got kids and the old ball and chain to feed pally. I ain't got time for the beach.