#andycumiashowtoo

19  2018-01-28 by andycumiashow

Right after high school I was driving a real decent 8 and her friend to Philadelphia. The friend was a horrid gross fatty. We're talking Kevin from the American Office in a Terry Clifford wig.

The stars aligned and the 8 started blowing me at around the Deptford exit. Not much time to compete the mission. Just when things were going my way, I noticed old Thurman Murman in the rear view mirror. I could see that she was watching. Her eyes were locked in on the action and she wouldn't look away. It didn't kill the moment, but I certainly wasn't happy about it.

TLDR - An ugly fat girl was staring at my dick.

I'm sharing this because you are my friends and this is my safe space. God bless.

18 comments

1  EdguhMellencamp 2018-01-28

You were raped. I'm so, so sorry.

1  NumeroOtto 2018-01-28

you were lucky to make it out alive, she would have raped and eaten you both if she got the chance

1  OsloJimmy 2018-01-28

Fat chix can suck a mean cock

1  Anarox 2018-01-28

You ain't dead ?

1  andycumiashow 2018-01-28

I'm not. I enjoyed that whoever started that rumor made my wife a giant black lady, though.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-28

Every house should have a carbon monoxide detector.

1  Anarox 2018-01-28

RIP ANDY

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28

In college I lived in a house that had parties, and this fat hippie girl hit on me, I was drunk so I didn't mind talking and making jokes with whoever, and one night she hid behind my room door, and fucked me and I tried to resist but was too tired and drunk. I was literally raped and was mildly annoyed at best. This is why I have no sympThy for "rape culture". Sure people get kidnapped and tied up and there should be no tolerance for that, but people have suuuch worse problems than accidentally getting a dick flaunted at them or whatever, these cunts are so selfish to think they should be these catered to victims when there are people out there missing arms and legs, blind people, they'd probably kill to see a dick/be raped in any way

1  PepperTheCentaur 2018-01-28

you had me in the beginning and then...huh?

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28

I don't know, I was typing it fast at work, then edited it to add more, perhaps I shouldn't have

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28

Just edited it back to just the story and No long winded "point"

1  PepperTheCentaur 2018-01-28

You should have deleted your account.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28

Cuck

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28

Don't be shmarmy dude

1  Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-01-28

The fat faggot said you died.

1  onemancrimespree 2018-01-28

Honestly, that would have made me harder. Knowing that that fat slob was eagerly paying attention while not saying anything because she was in awe that her own friend wanted the dick so bad that she would do that in front of her.

1  chippersan 2018-01-28

this never happened

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-01-28

I see what you’re saying, but as I learned in High School: Fat broads need to take a backseat. I’m over here getting quality shit, I don’t need your “woe is me but I’m still horny” look. Kick fucking rocks is what I say.

1  AnthonyCumio 2018-01-28

HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, FAM.

THIS IS THE JOKE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.