Even if you ignore all of the other problems associated with Jim's dating Princess Alena, she's 20 years old.
21 2018-01-28 by TinKnockinMoroccan
I still can't comprehend how Jim thinks that's going to work out. He has NOTHING in common with her other than a cock and balls. If he managed to get Alena over here and they settled down like a christian family, how long could it possibly last?
30 comments
1 cbanks420lol 2018-01-28
He turned down Mrs. Chipperson the crazy twitter lady because she was too old even though this nigga is pushing 60.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-28
To be fair, she probably would have stabbed him to death in his sleep.
1 Anarox 2018-01-28
More like đź’Ż
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-28
and where is her penis?!
1 Lokque 2018-01-28
I'd rather risk that than get stabbed to death while awake.
Bleeding out is quicker than AIDS.
1 MarioPennington 2018-01-28
Sounds like the behavior of an extreme sex addict
1 NumeroOtto 2018-01-28
Also Ragnar's drug & alcohol abuse, coupled with bad plastic surgery makes him look Norton's age. That vain entitled little worm would be after a new cock before the end of the honeymoon.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-01-28
They both have an intense love of cock; and that's enough for Jimmy.
1 d4n4n 2018-01-28
They also both have a covk. They are gay men.
1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2018-01-28
Jim has thirty years on her i think he is winning the aids race
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-01-28
The only thing keeping him from completely losing himself in degeneracy is being in the closet. If Jim decides to openly date Allen, he’d be even more brazen in his sex life and start fucking anything with the whisper of an appendage. He’d be dead in 6 months after coming out.
1 Slothjew 2018-01-28
Why are you referring to Princess Alena as a “she”?
That’s a a man let’s tell it like it is. But true, Jimmy a 60 year old man will likely have nothing in common with a young man in his early 20’s.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-01-28
Because I respect a person's right to self identify.
1 Slothjew 2018-01-28
Fag
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-01-28
And what way is that?
1 PudSuckley 2018-01-28
He was one of the faggiest fucking people in the country.
1 kingship75 2018-01-28
UP THE ASS!
1 blowbangface 2018-01-28
Yeah I get this to an extent too. I'm not going to call people by made up pronouns like xir, but "she" is totally reasonable. It's also feels kind of weird calling her a "he". I get she's no sue lightning, but she definitely resembles a woman more than a man, even if only very slightly so.
1 Jungies 2018-01-28
It's like picking your own nickname.
1 kingship75 2018-01-28
"Toast be holdin'!"
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-28
"Coco The Monkey"
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-28
You wanna talk like a faggot we'll identify you as one.
1 TehSamurai01 2018-01-28
That might exist in some faggy European countries, but not in the USA.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-01-28
Alena is a princess. Blue blood. Her family wouldn't want her to be married to a filthy commoner. His Manhattan apartment is a shit stable to them. What else can he offer?
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-01-28
1 arrogantsquirrel 2018-01-28
Jim is in love with a 20 year old viking named Ed who has Dwight Howard shoulders. It's disgusting.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-01-28
He
1 ChippusMaximus 2018-01-28
Him
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-01-28
He's a little predator
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-01-28
How could you mary someone who won’t wait a year to pretend like you never existed