Sam noticed how cool and manly it was when Joe Rogan ate off paper plates. Look out...Sam may follow Joe's impeccable technique to build up his "guns".
It's sad that his only defense for his completely embarrassing meals is "YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT I'M EATING" or "I'M SURE YOU CARE SO MUCH, I'M SURE IT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT."
No, faggot. It's just something so odd that when it comes up, you take the time to laugh at it properly. How about from now on whenever Sam goes on one of his little pussy boy rants about what someone else is doing, everyone just tells him to shut up and says "YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE PRESIDENT DOES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRYING ABOUT WHAT THE GUY IN THAT VIRAL CLIP DID, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT CELEBRITY'S PERSONAL LIFE. I'M SURE IT'S ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT!!!"
22 comments
1 McGowan9 2018-01-27
Not to sound too Florentine but here's what a male would eat, Sammy.
Steak/chicken/pork chop whatever, adult carb side - fries/baked potato/rice/pasta- vegetables - broccoli, spinach, carrots - whatever.
Water to wash it down with. A couple of belts of whiskey or vodka instead of dessert.
What are you, 5?
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-01-27
Any ketchup?
1 dropngo 2018-01-27
NO MORE KETCHUP!
1 Kalikhead 2018-01-27
Sadly Sammykins thinks the same. He fought off Troy by pointing out that Troy likes to dunk his fries in ketchup.
1 itsclivepeters 2018-01-27
We got a real man here
1 pitstained 2018-01-27
How the fuck is that chicken burnt and undercooked at the same time
1 McGowan9 2018-01-27
I said overcooked, stupid.
1 pitstained 2018-01-27
I was talking about the picture. Nobody read your long ass title.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-27
Apart from you.
1 jimmybrite 2018-01-27
Looks like it was boiled, wtf.
1 Cream_P 2018-01-27
I thought it was fish at first. He's rapidly approaching 40, and he's proud of the fact he's not eating like a toddler.
1 dropngo 2018-01-27
Q: How the fuck is that chicken burnt and undercooked at the same time?
A: Sam
1 Zazz_Lacker 2018-01-27
Even if it were perfectly cooked and prepared, he would hate every second of eating it. He’d probably vomit.
1 McGowan9 2018-01-27
I said overcooked, dummy.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-01-27
Goddammit I'm a lazy slob but I still don't use paper plates like complete white trash...
1 dropngo 2018-01-27
Sam noticed how cool and manly it was when Joe Rogan ate off paper plates. Look out...Sam may follow Joe's impeccable technique to build up his "guns".
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-01-27
Right? Use the fucking Styrofoam ones
1 onemancrimespree 2018-01-27
It's sad that his only defense for his completely embarrassing meals is "YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT I'M EATING" or "I'M SURE YOU CARE SO MUCH, I'M SURE IT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT."
No, faggot. It's just something so odd that when it comes up, you take the time to laugh at it properly. How about from now on whenever Sam goes on one of his little pussy boy rants about what someone else is doing, everyone just tells him to shut up and says "YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE PRESIDENT DOES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRYING ABOUT WHAT THE GUY IN THAT VIRAL CLIP DID, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT CELEBRITY'S PERSONAL LIFE. I'M SURE IT'S ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT!!!"
Defensive
Fucking
No Talent
Faggot
Hack
1 itsclivepeters 2018-01-27
Just read defensive no talent faggot hack and 2 people came to mind
1 Peckahnator 2018-01-27
amerimutts are disgusting
1 Chippah69 2018-01-27
Chicken needs 5 minutos more on the pan
1 Kalikhead 2018-01-27
There’s a problem here... that chicken has seasoning.. We all know lil Sammy doesn’t eat anything with seasoning...
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-01-27
That plate of food is a synonym for sam and jim show