Sam Roberts is getting a wider and fatter head because Karma exists.

10  2018-01-27 by lolercakesmcgee

14 comments

Which one of you saints called in when Ari & List were in to say that you wish Opie&Anthony were still on the channel because Jim&Sam sucks?

does anyone know his shoe size?

Probably an 8 or some bitch ass shit

that or he could be like a 13. It looks like he has big feet like sideshow bob.

Anthony once commented on his big floppy clown feet.

It would fit his personality. Disproportionately large feet are just as bad as tiny girl feet.

At age 14, Sam’s mother injected HGH into her tits while breastfeeding him and telling him he’s special and never needs to change or improve himself, and never needs to learn to use the Internet because he’s too special for that, while his psycho father chewed on a raw potato (literally, he eats raw potatoes). Charming family.

Stop it with the photo shops.

photo shops.

wait... wait... that's where you go to buy a photo or sumtin.

Karma, and Photoshop.

These were more fun when talented Photoshopers were doing it. Now everyone thinks they're that good and want in on the kudos.

He looks like the grinch.

I've got a friend who has smoked a pack a day and drank like a fish since he was 16 but eats real food. He looks like a slightly uglier Jude Law.

Sam has never smoked or taken a drink but eats exclusively processed shit and drinks sugar water. He looks 20 years older than he is (kind estimate.)

The lesson? - genetics are important but so is what you eat and drink. Drink soda and eat fast food in extreme moderation, gang.

Sam's cells cant absorb proper nutrients

Look at the difference between his real hair line and the one on the cartoon logo.

Karma? More like he can't eat anything with a trace of vitamins in it because it's icky.

Grinch head nigga

Fat head roberts is his name, doing shitry radio is his game.