Never Forget: I was circumcised in my late teens after my dick turned into a piss balloon. #metoo

49  2018-01-26 by tranthonyhughes

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You know what they about that in a non-jewish influenced country? They apply steroid cream so the skin stretches naturally, and in a few weeks there is no problem.

Circumcision is the biggest joke the jewish community played on Americans since the jews killed Jesus.

But if your dick turns into a piss balloon, what other choice do you have?

Just pop that joker and apply some cream. It'll sort itself out.

He was given a clown-penis to go with his creepy-clown hair & face. Nature did everything possible to prevent him breeding, made him ugly & messed-up his prick.

The jews killing Jesus was a joke on Americans?

Yes, the Jews can see the future, they set up the Holocaust as a way to destroy Jews who weren't conniving enough.

Lizard people who are a cancer on the good earth.

He's a big fan of genital mutilation.

He’s over the moon about genital mutilation.

It's an African thing

Remember when they made the staff do stand up and everyone did pretty well except Sam, he just awkwardly told his circumcision story and everyone cringed over how unfunny and uninteresting Sam is as a human being.... What made Sam think he belonged in entertainment?

Got a link to that? I've never heard it.

Wow I had to stop when he got into 'peeling off my own shaft on the bathtub'.

sam's existence is a vast mansion of shameful grotesqueries

Did he say this on the air himself or was it one of the phoners his mom did

He's talked about it at length on the air. Anthony seemed particularly intrigued with the lad's dick development throughout his early years.

Is this the handsome jim norton version of the photo?

Sam wanted a successful broadcasting career so he knew he was going to have to join the club. He became one of them and hasn't looked back you dirty heathen.

I don't blame Sam for having phimosis. That's not something you can control.

I blame him for not being humble about it. If my dick was literally mutated, I wouldn't walk around acting like I'm hot shit.

He’s over the moon about genital mutilation.

It's an African thing