In all seriousness, Opie must have some form of retardation, right?

28  2018-01-26 by serraphim

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'I was jus. I was just as surprised by that particular charge as probably was everyone else who's heard of the story.'

The fetal alcohol syndrome keeeeeeyid.

How can someone in radio speak so poorly? I just can't wrap my arms around that.

Probably because his massive tits get in the way

Polish American.

He should get a "noble prize" for it.

I've seen people with their lips sewn shut read better

I can't wait to hear him say horrendous 37 times!

Hell yes look at those tiny little eyes. What's behind them is a veerrrrry dim bulb.

He stole the word 'horrendous' from Jim. I remember a show when Jimmy said it (early in the 2000s) and Opie gave it a really good laugh and repeated it a few times right after. "Was it 'horrendous Jim?" and so on.
He also stole "he looks like a problem" from Jim who said it after an interview with some MMA guy..